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Haha, ignore the fact that I'm hiding in the bathroom from my prof, but hear me out. The way Schlatt would be so soft and hide all his kinks the first time you two have sex and then you bring up how nice his hands look and he's like "...😐...😏"

And the way he would choke you is just- jdjebfkdndhfksbd

i’d hide from my professor too i can’t blame you 😭

as soon as you’d say that he’d ask to “c’mere” and when you turn to face him his hand wraps around your throat and just starts full on making out with you and jsnssssisuebwbeegdusksjehrydjhhsdh

:)

ladies and gentlemen,

Him.

I couldn't help but imagine this as me and my friends. Me= y/n, Judy = Kate, Matt = Toby, JJ = Jeff

Toby: People who sleep without socks on make me worry

Kate: People who sleep WITH socks are not to be trusted

Jeff: People who sleep are weird

Y/n: I was a sock once

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i gotta stop saving requests as drafts to look at things because I JUST LOST ANOTHER ONE WTF TUMBLR so big apologies to whoever requested something about reader discovering charlie’s the killer

every birthday i’m reminded he’s dead-

no one talk to me i just remembered it’s the 27th of september

we miss you so much cliff!!!

Yours, Now, and Forever.

in which regency! era wilbur and you hate each other’s guts.

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hi. this is my baby. i have cried and have had sleepless nights over this fic, trying to make it perfect. it is the best goddamn thing i have ever written, and i beg of you to be nice to it. please, if you like it, share it. i’m begging on my knees. i have never loved anything i’ve written as much as i love this. if people love it enough, i will probably take blurbs for specific scenes from another pov, or blurbs of life after marriage. but i am begging, treat my baby well. 

huge thank you’s to caroline, zone, and lyss. lyss for inspiring me to begin writing again after almost two years, zone for being my proofreader, and my sweet sweet caroline for giving me the idea for the fic and letting me torture her with ideas. i love all of you, tysm. please please please enjoy.

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Your mother toddled round the seamstresses shop, fabrics in hand. “Oh! I almost tripped over the silk. What a shame that would have been to ruin such a fine fabric, especially with how well it compliments your skin tone.” She held it up to your face as you stood on the raised platform.

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Jeff: I’m on shopping duty, do you want anything?

BEN: Can you get me some of those gay cheerios?

Jeff: Ya mean fruit loops?

BEN: Oh yeah, those.

Your Charlie fics are currently giving me life<3

Glad to hear it <3

Would you ever write for ollie? (Oliver sway 'rory culkin') just asking because I don't see it on your masterlist and want to be respectful before I try to request anything! ♡

absolutely! i just need to rewatch the movie first. but please tell me your thoughts <3