Okay, So I Came Out To My Parents A Week Ago. It...didn't Go Well... And Now They Hate Me. I'm No Longer

guys… wtf did i just make

scratt

I love this man <3

HIS LAUGHHH!!

OKAY i was scrolling through some old posts of mine, and i saw the one where anon requested i continue midnight babysitting AND i think im gonna. (ps if you have any last minute requests PLEASE tell me and i’ll try to work them in <3)

also tagging other kai bcuz i thought they’d be excited <3 @bvnnyblood

literally me

Hi, could you please do a masterlist but with the nsfw audios? thank you for your service

Of course, bruv! didn’t even think of it till now…

AUDIO MASTERLIST!

All audios under this are NSFW (they’re literally audio porn)

Rory Culkin characters:

Charlie Walker 1 2 3

Jack Thurlowe 1

Danny Cooper 1 2 3

Clyde (Electrick Children) 1

Gabriel (2014) 1

dilf!schlatt with young adult!reader who babysits his daughter every weekend while he’s out on business trips. dilf!schlatt who starts to notice how good of a parent you would be to his sweet little girl. dilf!schlatt making up excuses for you to come over his house and spend the night. dilf!schlatt railing the shit out of you after you put his daughter to bed and him covering your mouth with his hand in order to keep you quiet.

sorry i’m very tired and very horny and i haven’t stopped thinking about this :)

YES OH MY GOD IMMEDIATELY! I am 100 percent doing this right now. This is only part one ;)

Warnings: Basically just one use of "fucking"

Part 2 coming soon...

Midnight Babysitting

You were startled awake by a phone ringing. Schlatt. He was the only one who could be calling you at 11 pm. Whether it was to tell him what to read to her, or coming over because he just couldn't get her to eat her dinner, it had to be him.

Of course, he was the only one whose house you would visit at 11 pm as well.

"Hello?" You didn't realize just how groggy you sounded until you spoke.

"Hey, I'm really sorry to be calling you this late, but Lily won't go to bed. I've tried everything and she just won't stop talking about you so I had to call you." The fake guilt just pouring from his lips as he continued.

"Yeah, no problem, I can come help."

"Are you sure? Because I can keep trying if you wa-"

"J, you called me at eleven, woke me up, and arent expecting me to come? You must be out of your fucking mind. I'll be there in ten."

18+ NSFW AI AUDIO! Peter Maximoff/Quicksilver! Headphones recommended! 🎧 this is kind of a preview of a new fic I'm writing, which is dedicated to my fav lil' Quicksilver simp: @kaiju-superstar

tags: @darlingjimmy @petersevans @kaiju-superstar @redwoodghost @kaismanwich @elsamars @thewolveswithin @marylovesevanpeters @80strashbag @iluwmycats @kai-slut @kaissweetlamb @twinkiemaximoff @evanpetersfansblog @spill-the-t @eventually27 @stucktothetwo @kai-andersons-blog @kai-anderson-whore @evansb1tch @viharmonscorner @yesdevineruler @anonymous0316 @enchanting-evan @fuckedbykai @nova-kayne67

* please note: these are AI generated audios, not said actors or characters and are not associated with the show or its creators. This is purely for fan service.

DUUDEEE THIS SOUNDS SO MUCH LIKE THE REQUEST I SENT IN TO @icarus-star ITS CRAZY

HDISJCLSNCNS

(And at like the 23:40 mark i love the part where i goes “but i obeyed your command. i didn’t touch myself” ITS SO FUCKING CUTE IDK WHY JSKSKOAN)

Tis in the making. Mwahahahaha >:)

@bvnnyblood

MASTERLIST!

Jschlatt

Midnight babysitting- Part 1 Part 2

The Best Neighbor- Blurb

King!Schlatt blurb

The Schlatt Way (blurb)

Brahms Heelshire

Bathtime

Michael Myers

A Broken Promise

Collared

Thick (Inbox, Coming Soon!)

Billy Lenz

A Lone Call

Charlie Walker

An Unforgettable Dream

Face Sitting

Killer!Reader Headcannons

Happy Tears

Too Tall

The Lion and The Loser (Inbox, Coming Soon!)

Survival Tactics (Inbox, Coming Soon!)

Pink Skirts (Inbox, Coming Soon!)

The Best Kind of Crazy (Inbox, Coming Soon!)

Crazy in Love (Inbox, Coming Soon!)

Only Friends (Inbox, Coming Soon!)

Sweet Dreams (Inbox, Coming Soon!)

Mask On, Mask Off (Inbox, Coming Soon!)

Blood Lust (Inbox, Coming Soon!)

Reverse Stalker (Inbox, Coming Soon!)

Eddie Munson

Besties (Inbox, Coming Soon!)

Gabriel (2014)

Like a Drug (Inbox, Coming Soon!)

Ollie Sway

Creep (Inbox, Coming Soon!)

Crowley (Good Omens)

Good morning

Bentley (Inbox, Coming Soon!)

I’ll Be Good (Inbox, Coming Soon!)

Aziraphale (Good Omens)

I’ll Be Good (Inbox, Coming Soon!)