My "this Isn't Complicated" T-shirt Has People Asking A Lot Of Questions That Are Already Answered By

September. "Septem" ... as in the number seven. Yes, it is the ninth month of the year. Romans, smh.

Today I learned that in pre-Columbian, pre-Hispanic cultures like the Aztec, women and children were frequently sacrificed. Parents often authorized the sacrifice of their own children. Some even ate their own children.

People will be like, "I'm a polymath," and then not even be good at one thing.

Scientific fraud is the most baffling thing ever to me like do they think they're just going to make a huge breakthrough and no one will notice that it's fake by trying to replicate their results

during summer: i can't wait for winter

during winter: i can't wait for summer

I totally understand why people don't want to live in subsidised housing, @isaacsapphire. It's for the same reason homeless people don't want to sleep in homeless shelters but under bridges. It's the same reason why suicidally depressed people don't want to be committed into a mental hospital with all the other mentally ill people.

The marginal guy from the fatter side of the tail does not want to be stuck with the guys from the far end of the distribution.

Ominous positivity

That's a nice solution you've got there. It would be a shame if it wasn't the root cause of the problem.

Sometimes I speak clearly and gracefully in a conversation, but then I say too many words or muddy it somehow. My authentic intention is to communicate, but it seems that by having a deliberate aim, I cause myself to miss the target entirely. Never develop a deliberate intent. In fact, don't even try. If your goals are truly meant to be accomplished, they will be reached even by accident.

Mosquitoes exist. Yet so do things that are metaphorically mosquito-like. I'm not really a fan of this at all.