Latest Posts by sellingshrugs - Page 3
got my november trends mixed up so i accidentally nutted 50k times and didn't write a single word
Same
obsessed with whatever distracts me from the horrors of being alive
she sucked my balls right out of the sack
Maybe I want to fuck around and find out. Maybe that’s the point
you know what, i don’t think it’s fair that political science research has to always have a “so what” aspect— it’s cause I’m curious, man, it doesn’t always have to matter. i bet the theoretical math people don’t have to answer “so what” in their papers, they’re doing funky shit with shapes now which is great for them and i sincerely love it, i think everyone should be allowed to go “cause i wanted to see what would happen”
they should invent a day that does not exhaust me and suck the life out of me
babygirl i am constantly riddled with extreme feelings of inadequacy
babygirl i can overthink things you’ve never even thought of in your life
okay now that i’ve calmed down what am i going to buy myself as a treat for enduring this suffering
im just built different (unstable)
Actually you haven't seen enough of my puppy.
He's smiling.
any room can be a panic room if you just give me a fucking second
Who hell made this-
my parents were like im going to make a daughter that is so beyond help
you have more time to figure things out than you may think. achievements do not have to be made “on time”. there’s so much time for success that doesn’t follow a timeline. don’t compare yourself to others with different skills and resources.
You really cannot be on tumblr in public. I was just sittin, scrollin in my physiology class and BAM anime ass
a customer just came in and ordered a flat white with six (6) shots in it. for clarity thats like.. a full cup of espresso with maybe an inch of milk sitting on top. this mf is trying to meet the hat man
i think "take a hike" is like the funniest response to someone. like dude just get outta here. and go experience the wonder of nature for a bit
Three most useful phrases for my 20s so far have been "fuck it we ball", "take it easy, but take it", and "if it sucks, hit da bricks"
If you’re a little weird that’s kinda sexy of you
Obsessed with animals that don’t immediately understand something and just tilt their head about it. Does it make any more sense at a 45° angle, bud?
drink your coffee. read your books. it's chaos out there.
*Bones creaking, joints popping*
Wow, I’m a haunted house today