Uncle Vernon: You Know What? That’s It. You’re In Time Out. Get On Top Of The Fridge!

GUYS

I just realized a thing

You know how Levi’s pupils are always tiny tiny little dots?

well

look at this gif

and you know what they say, your pupils become bigger when you look at the person you like/love

guys

it’s canon

Max: why are you naked?

Billy: I don't have clothes

Max: *opens closet* you have shirts, pants, jackets, hi Steve, socks...

HEY GUYS HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT WHY BILLY HAVE HAD A CRUSH ON MRS. WHEELER?

I just understood that that’s because she looks like his mother. You know all this blond curls, charming, beautiful. And maybe he thought that if his mother loved him so much so will mrs.wheeler? It’s kinda blew my mind. I guess all he ever wanted was just love.

(Steve is getting Billy to cover for him at the video store)

Steve: Okay, pop quiz on working in the video store. What do you do if a customer starts choking while eating candy?

Billy: Look, if I have to cut a hole in someone's throat, I'll cut a hole in someone's throat.

Steve: Cutting a hole in people can't be your answer for everything. Next one. What do you do if there's a fire?

Billy: Follow-up question, did I or did I not start said fire?

Jean: Hey Eren, you can attack my titan anytime.

Eren: Huh, didn`t know 3 inch classes existed.

Jean: …

Levi: *deadpan af* Get rekt boi.

Dudley:who is Cedric?

Dudley:Your boyfriend?

Draco:

Snape: Potter.

Harry: Yes Sir?

Snape: Not you, your husband

Draco: *sighs* Yes, Severus?

Me and the Russians when I kick their door down looking for my son Billy

Person A: so, how’s the prettiest person in the world doing?

Person B: *barely spares A a glance*

Person B: *casually* i don’t know. how are you?

Person A:

Person A: *voice cracks* i’m fine