Gryffindor: *holding the door* After you.
Hufflepuff: No, after you.
Gryffindor: I insist. After you.
Slytherin: *pushing past them both* After me.
Draco: i’d fuck you, no homo
Harry: we’re married
The blue and red paladin 🌟
Drarry + Texts - Part 3
*draco and harry arguing*
Harry: I don’t even wanna see you right now
Harry: *takes his glasses off*
honestly though, if steve is like petting billy’s hair or something and stops, billy pinches him because he’s too embarrassed to say “please pet my hair” and is also an actual cat.
Is that Ron, Hermione, Draco and Harry? They even have the same character 🤔
”I just wanna make you feel okay, but all you do is look the other way.”
you: the cursed child
me, an intellectual: a very potter musical
Hagrid: Now that you have money for the first time in your life, what would you like to buy in Diagon Alley? Food? A pet?
Harry: I want a solid gold cauldron.
Draco *passing by*: Mother I think I’m in love.
I’m like 97% sure that Q, Eliot and Margo
are actually Miguel, Tulio and Chel from Road to El Dorato and you cannot convince me otherwise