Thank You Very Much For This @sheriffbuddy Dance At The Prom

@dreamerkx2 don’t you say that’s not me

Draco, monologuing: I am evil, I am darkness, people should quake at my presence. No human being could come close to the amount of evil in my sou-

Pansy: Oh look, a cat!

Draco, already squatting down to call it: Ooh Kitty! come kitty. You are just adorable, little kitty cat. Who’s adorable? You are! Oh yes you are! Awww, I just love you, oh yes I do, yes I do…

(Bonus if Harry is hiding behind the invincibility cloak having a heart attack.)

But when you look back and realize how funny it was that Billy was flirting with Steve while they’re both naked in the showers and Steve was ignoring him in favor of shampooing his hair

I loved you first.

no one:

absolutely no one:

not a damn ineffable soul:

the good omens fandom:

I feel u Levi.

*draco and harry arguing*

Harry: I don’t even wanna see you right now

Harry: *takes his glasses off*

Harry: DO YA REMEMBER

Draco:

The Weasleys:

The Malfoys:

Draco, confused: What?... Harry we're in the middle of our vows-

Hermione, unable to contain herself: THE 21ST NIGHT OF SEPTEMBER

Eddie: if you were part of the solar system, you’d be the sun. Because even in the dark you still seem to shine.

Richie: you’d be Pluto because you’re so fucking small

Hagrid: Now that you have money for the first time in your life, what would you like to buy in Diagon Alley? Food? A pet?

Harry: I want a solid gold cauldron.

Draco *passing by*: Mother I think I’m in love.