Update:

First it was the cowboy flesh hats and now it’s hotboxing babies

Watching my mom listen to the last episode of TMA season 1 rn 👀

Resisting the urge to explain and spoil everything

"We gotta evacuate the conclave, Thomas! It's finally happened. Tedesco vape-smogged the entire Sistine Chapel!"

I’m so screwed I’m so screwed I’m so screwed I’m so screwed I’m so screwed I’m so screwed I’m so screwed I’m so screwed I’m so screwed I’m so screwed I’m so screwed I’m so screwed I’m so screwed

HIII

THIS IS MERLIN!!! ･:*+.\(( °ω° ))/.:+

He is starting his public access training today!

I bring him home on the 13th to start his task training !! He’s so swag tbh

Expect crazy amounts of pictures and updates when hes home 🙂‍↕️💫

Okay I actually want to expand on this just a little-

This post was mostly sparked by the scene I just watched where -SPOILERS- Sean finds out Matt isn’t his son so he finds Christian (his best friend/business partner/and now apparently the real father of his son) and while beating up Christian he says “I loved you the most” ??? Gay.

Beyond that though I’ve always found that while I do believe they both truly love(d) Julia - I think in some ways at least on Christians end that he loves Julia because in his eyes she is an extension of Sean.

(She obviously has value and worth beyond being the wife of Sean but I’m just framing this from the viewpoint of a suppressed bisexual deeply in denial about being in love with his best friend)

Anyway thanks for coming to my TED talk- I could go deeper but nobody else watches this shit so…

Watching nip/tuck is proving to me that I really do make everything gay - why am I shipping Sean and Christian

craving the kind of intimacy that requires surgical tools

This past month has been hell on earth

If you haven’t heard from me in forever outside of shitposts on tumblr - uhh sorry but I simply am not real and won’t be real until finals are over bc between passing those, trying to not get fired, and not completely mentally shutting down- I have had no energy left to be normal or lock in on having a personal life

See you soon perhaps

Unless finals week is actually my final week

idk what will happen tbh

I should be drawing yaoi and angst right now

The amount of fanart that I am hoarding is criminal

This is the greed they talk about in the Bible