Maybe, Potentially, Arthur And Merlin Grooming/petting/tending To The Horses While They Have A Quiet

i would love to talk about moral ocd its just that like any time i mention it i worry im coming across like an asshole whos trying to excuse his bad actions and shitty behavior

camelot power couple

Switching from gel to injections todayyyy

I’m so nervous- I don’t even get to do sub-q I have to do im which is FREAKAYYY

I’m excited tho

Me rn at work waiting for my boss to remember I exist if you even care

Robert Chase lore is like "my father left me, I had to take care of my abusive alcoholic mother and baby sister, I drank and experimented with drugs in my teen years, my sister became an alcoholic like our mother and we havent spoken in years, I wanted to be a priest but I struggled with guilt and faith after being caught sleeping with the groundskeeper's wife. " And then on the other end of this spectrum it's like "i really like bowling , im a licensed hypnotist , and i like to surf."

why i love bunnies:

- their smoke too tough

- their swag too different

Okay but I absolutely love the idea of Leon somehow also being immortal just out of his pure dedication to Camelot so when Arthur does comeback its just.

Arthur: So your magic has made you immortal and you've been alive this entire time?

Merlin: Yeah, have to fulfill the prophecy and stuff so I can’t die.

Arthur: That makes sense, sort of, but there's still something I don't understand.

Merlin: What?

Arthur: HOW THE F*CK IS LEON ALIVE???

Leon: *has been quietly eating his stew* I did say I wouldn't fall until Camelot did, apparently that included Merlin.

I love trans people and being trans

I love being a lesbian boyfriend

I love being asexual and a service top

I love silly pronouns

I love funky new genders

I love mobility aids covered in stickers

I love communication cards with silly graphics

I love non-monogamy

I love people with niche interests (shout out to irl obsessed with the metal used in roller coasters)

I love unconventional relationships

I love blurring the lines of romance and friendship

I love kissing the homies ™️

I love all that is undefined and obscure

EVERYONE GET MORE WHIMSICAL NOW!!!

I have had a vision of crossing pirates and vampires

We’ve all heard the whole vampires need to be invited in thing- I’m just imagining a vampire pirate floating along on a plank of wood or something after falling overboard begging to be verbally invited back on the ship

The crew knows it won’t drown or anything because vampire powers/strength or whatever so they take the opportunity to mess with it - really prolonging and taunting the process of inviting it back on

I’m verbalizing this poorly but it’s funny to me idc

Please understand me

Please

Hello chat I spent my weekend stripping to Chappell Roan and beating House with a cane