Wearing Sky-colored Shoes To Hide From The Devil. Earth Colored Hat To Hide From God

Your first pride story was touching and all but you still married a man.

Yeah, bisexuals do that sometimes.

I have never stanned anyone as hard as I stan Zelenskiy

HÉRODE. Je n'ai donné aucun ordre de le tuer.

SECOND SOLDAT. Il s'est tué lui-même, Seigneur.

HÉRODE. Pourquoi ? Je l'ai fait capitaine!

--Oscar Wilde (Salomé)

–Beau Taplin

Seeing your country portrayed in hollywood movies is deeply unsettling

me on my way to work thinking about my favorite blorbos giggling and holding hands and being silly and goofy

plunged my arm in our 2kg bag of coffee, petting the beans and inhaling the scent