This Reminds Me Of Bela...it Just...

Well shit-

Guess we're married-

What kind of person do u see Mother Miranda as?

I see Mother Miranda as just a tad more different than she is canonly and as everyone else sees her.

Mother Miranda has a last name but prefers for little to no one to know it due to what happened in her past.

Her last name is Sokolov, which means bird of prey. It's also her family name.

Mother Miranda loves her children.

All of them.

Not equally but she loves all of them.

She will stop at nothing to resurrect her daughter.

She dislikes and will kill people she doesn't care for. She will not bat an eyelash.

Mother Miranda is multilingual

She took the time to learn the languages her children know

She does get on Heisenberg for only know English

She will kick the asses of all of the Dimitrescu daughters if they EVER call her Babushka (Daniela has done it before)

Mother Miranda is ruthless in the bedroom

Depending on her relationship with someone and how much she like them determines how she is in the bedroom with them

If she loves you, she'll give you everything you'd ever dream of in the bedroom

And if you get lucky, you may even taste her.

If you're just a one time thing, you're receiving

You will be taking until you can't take anymore and pass out

She won't let you touch her

Grip onto the sheets if you have to but do not touch her

And it is NEVER in her own bedroom

Her bedroom is her sacred space for the people she loves

She doesn't kiss unless she REALLY loves you

Punishments will be given if you attempt to get more than she offers

She DESPISES being called Mommy in the bedroom

She prefers not to be called any titles related to royalty

If you call her goddess and you are just doing it to flirt she'll lift an eyebrow before punishing you for having the nerve to flirt with her

But if you do it and she adores you, it will drive her crazy

Source

That's all I have for now, but I hope that answered your question!

Locker Room Talk Pt.11

Mac closes her locker, looking at Jessa.

Mac: That's not how she got it, Flexand.

Jessa: Then explain to me...How did Jennifer Walters become She-Hulk? Obviously, it runs in the family!

A low growl sounds at the back of Mac's throat.

Mac: For the last time...IT DOESN'T RUN IN THE FAMILY!

Jessa: Then explain it to me!

Mac: From a freak accident, I don't remember what exactly she got a blood transfusion from who?

Jessa: Go ahead.

Mac: Bruce Banner! Her cousin! Who is what Avenger?

Jessa: ...

Mac: The Hulk!

Jessa: ...You have a point.

Mac: Exactly!

Jessa: *laughing* I love it when you get passionate about this type of stuff, Mac. Show me that you aren't all "I got a stick up my ass."

Mac: I hate you with a passion.

Jessa: Love you too, pup.

Mac: Call me pup one more time.

So...I may...or may not...be writing some hate poetry about...an ex lover.

So...prepare.

I-

Pardon?

don’t bite the hand that fingered you or whatev they say

Locker Room Talk Pt.3

Sofia: Querida, can you pass me that.

Freddie: I got it doll.

Sofia: Thank you, amor.

Jessa: Shit...you two would be a cute couple

Sofia and Freddie: No.

Jessa: Why? If you don't mind me asking.

*Sofia gestures between her and Freddie*

Sofia: We are polar opposites

Nova: Opposites attract

Zhora: She isn't wrong.

Sofia and Freddie: You all get on my goddamn nerves.

Zhora: Aww they're talking in sync.

Sofia and Freddie: Shut up.

Fool me once, I’m gonna kill you.

Ruelle of the Autumn, 2021

:distant sobbing: Juliette is so cute!

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Remember the Animal Crossing and Villainous Nights crossover I did last year? WHAT IF, this time around, they’re actual animals.  Inspired by this tweet

Juliette: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside

Poison: Juliette, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...

Juliette: *Sips coffee from bowl*

Poison: Goddamnit, puppy.

The AfterMath

After a long reteaching of Christmas, Onyx tells them to repeat after her.

Onyx: SANTA!

Helena: Breaking and entering

Emeril: Food raids

Amara: Facial hair = villian

Onyx: ...

Onyx: Godammit

Ranza: Don't think they'll agree...