Helena: Y/N Look.

Nikolai: Why are you upside down?

Nav, upside down: Why are you rightside up?

Prompt #2

It’s a quiet day in San Fransico. You are touring there with a couple of friends. Roaming the Great Union Square you spot a statue. It’s of a snail. But from it’s mouth comes a mini water fall of water. The snail is a bit bigger than the regular snails you see. You towards it as if you were drawn to it by an invisible stream of magic. When you swish your finger through the water coming from it’s mouth and suddenly you see a checkerboard pattern under your feet. “Great…back in wonderland…again.”

Writing Commissions!

Finally, I am starting commissions. I’ve been wanting to do this for a while but now since I’ve finally gotten the confidence I am going to finally start commissions.

Here is my Ko-Fi in case you do in fact want buy a commission from me or just want to help with my current goal. Now to the important stuff…the commissions.

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OCs based on music

You are to send me a song and I make an OC out of it. I usually do not design the character’s looks but if that is requested of me, I will.

Example

$25

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Scripts

This is where I make scripts! Whether it be a monologue for your theatre class or a dialogue between two or more characters. Even a script for your ASMR channel. This is what you’re looking for! Every script starts at one page. If you want more than a page it will go up by 10 dollars.

Example

Starts at $10

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Short Stories

Self-explanatory. Regular short stories are a little over 2000. Describe what you want and I will do my best to write with what you gave me.

Example

$10

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Smut

If you know, you know. If you are looking for a bit of spice for your reading enjoyment you want some smut. Now here’s the vibe. Minors, as in people under the age of 18 can not buy these. That means ID verification. You will send me a picture of you holding your ID with a piece of paper. The paper will have to say “A.I Commissions” with the current date when you message me. You can cover up your address, name, and other personal info. All I need to see is your DoB and Photo on your ID. If this doesn’t happen, I will forbid you from ever getting a commission again. 

I will send the example personally

$30

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Poems

Couldn’t forget the poems! All I need for a poem is a prompt. If not a prompt, I’ll surprise you! If you want to convey a certain emotion then tell me what emotion you want to convey and I will portray it the best way I can.

Example

$10

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Incorrect Quotes

All you need is the example

Example

$5

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Extra Notes: I can do fanfic type of things. The fandoms I can do…

MHA

Steven Universe

The Arcana

Lovestruck

Helluva Boss

Hazbin Hotel

Resident Evil: Village

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Comment and I will message you as soon as I possibly can.

Locker Room Talk Pt.4

Madison: I've been looking for my ponytail holders all morning-

*JD has every single one of her ponytail holders...in their hair*

JD: Morning!

Madison: Take them out.

JD: Take what out?

Madison: My hair ties.

Vanessa: I don't see any hair ties in JD's hair.

*Vanessa says glancing at JD before putting on a fair amount of black lipstick*

Madison: You seriously aren't putting up with this. Annabelle...you see the ponytail holders in JD's hair, correct?

*Annabelle looks over at JD for a long moment*

Annabelle: Nope ^^ But your hair looks good down. You should keep it that way~ It makes you look hot.

Madison *with a slightly red face*: I am so done with this Sorority.

I want an enemies to lovers relationship like Alex and Piper

Me, at the beginning of Episode 10 season 2 of Orange is the New Black

Jett: This is a crazy idea. Insane. Stupid. It doesn’t make any sense.

Remy: …so you’ll do it?

Jett: For you? Of course.

Arin: Bye, have a nice day!

JD: Bye, I love you.

Locker Room Talk Pt.14

Alex walks in with two cups of coffee, handing one to Lorelei

Alex: Good Morning, Lorelei

They smile softly, at her and she nods in acknowledgment.

Lorelei: Thank you.

Alex: No problem.

Wrath: We aren't playing smash or pass with the girls in the locker room...it's rude.

Onyx: It's an honest opinion! Please?

Lorelei: I agree with Wrath...

Alex: Same here.

A beat of silence passes.

Onyx: Clothes...Clothes! Alex Cyprin! Who are you wearing?

Alex: Excuse me...what?

Onyx: Clothing style? Brand?

Alex: Oh...um...

They look at their clothes

Alex: Clothing?

Onyx: :sigh: Lorelei! Who are you wearing?

Lorelei: You can see what I'm wearing-

Onyx: Yeah...and that's a hot outfit...Damn...Wrath, who are you wearing?

Wrath: Ah...Calvin Klein.

Onyx: At least, you did it correctly! I'm wearing Ava Max by the way.

Onyx twirls making the rest of the group laugh.

Navra Headcanons Noone Asked For

What is their sleeping position?

This woman will fall asleep in any and all positions

She’s flexible remember?

She will find a spot and lay down

Not only lay down, she’d stay down

Knocked the fuck out, splash her to wake her up asleep

Have to put an ice cube down her shirt to wake her up

AND SHE’LL WAKE UP PERFECTLY CALM

How she sleeps: portrayed by cats

Someone, please draw Navra like this