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Stop buying toys and gear from Am@z0n. Support LITERALLY ANYONE ELSE instead.

This is a repost from my old blog–with updates! Here is a massive list of recommendations of shops across the board. I put an emphasis on queer- or women-owned/focused shops but not all have been vetted or verified. Starred (***) shops are ones I have personally shopped at or my friends recommend. I focused on quality materials and reasonable (but not always cheap) pricing.

You have no excuse to be buying sex toys off of Am@z0n when all of these shops exist. Most Etsy shops offer free shipping on purchases over $35!

GENERAL

Shops that sell a variety of toys, tools, and gear

Stockroom***

The Pleasure Chest***

Good Vibrations

Babeland***

Sugar

Good For Her

Come As You Are

Smitten Kitten

Wet For Her

Early To Bed***

She Bop

Knotty Vibes

New York Toy Collective***

Oxy Shop Shibari

Oh My Butt Plug

SheVibe

STANDARD TOYS

Shops that sell realistic or standard-shaped toys

Tantus Inc.***

GODEMICHE

Uberrime

Portland Toy Company

Seductive Stones TR

Lee Nee Mee Nee

Gem’s Little Pink Box

Dong Deals NY

FANTASY TOYS

Shops that sell fantasy-themed or non-standard toys. Alternatives to B@d Dr@g0n.

Qimera Forge

Twin Tail Creations***

Primal Hardwere***

Fantasy Dangus

Xeno Cat Artifacts

New Folklore Silicone

Strange Bedfellas

Pleasure Forge

Shapely Toys

Sinnovator

Pheonixflame Forge

Northern Fantasy Toys

JoyFlex Toys

Geeky Sex Toys

Lovecrafters Toys

Frisky Labz

Nerd Climax

Bad Wolf PL

Nameless Angel Works

Fantasticocks***

Self Delve

Concocktions

The Crafty Hedonist

Built Up Beasts

Fairy Lust Fantasy

Nawty ToyBox

Wandering Bard Toys***

Senmurv Studios

Deep Fantasies

Wildo’s Dildos

Vaa Char

HC Fantasies

Cultured Fiction Labs

Zlotech

Masterwork Toys

Love Smiths

Neotori Customs and Hoard

Desire Toys

Manufuktory

Top Notch Dongs

LEATHER

Shops that specialize in leather tools and gear

Blue Velvet Leather

Leather or Knot

Decoria Belle

Spill Adornment***

RACK Leather Goods

Harness by Olga Ku

Gestalt Fetishwear

RHEA Leathercrafts***

Xenolux

The Brig Leather Co.

Unicorn Collaborators

Dirty Darlings Leather

Ideologia

Bound Aries Leather

Simply Kink

Leather or Knot

Restrained Grace***

NON-LEATHER

Shops that specialize in leather alternative gear and tools–vegan friendly!

Beastly Bootique

GNAT***

Liquorice And Lace

PlayVegan

Kinky Nerd Toys

LINGERIE

Shops that sell lingerie and other undergarments

Origami Customs***

Gender Bender LLC

Shapeshifters***

GC2B***

TomboyX***

Rebirth Garments***

Carmen Liu Lingerie

JBC Lingerie

PlayOut Apparel

Pyramid Seven

Marco Marco Underwear

Girls Will Be Boys Clothing

RodeoH***

Cantiq

Rogue & Worthy

Create Havoq

some people think writers are so eloquent and good with words, but the reality is that we can sit there with our fingers on the keyboard going, “what’s the word for non-sunlight lighting? Like, fake lighting?” and for ten minutes, all our brain will supply is “unofficial”, and we know that’s not the right word, but it’s the only word we can come up with…until finally it’s like our face got smashed into a brick wall and we remember the word we want is “artificial”.

my shoe size is 42 EU and each store in my local-ish mall has never even had it in store I think. Every cute shoe is either ugly on my big ass canoe feet or they don't have my size. I think i need to call my 6'0 (rough estimate cuz I'm not American he's like 196 cm or something) dad up and tell him to take his big ahh feet genetics back

Aha. Yeah sure. Being a tall woman is the best! Everyone envies you! You have to believe it! If you don't, you're crazy! By the way we only have high heels in your size if the heel is 4 cm tall <3 no, no one is making 10cm heels for your size. No of course it has nothing to do with our assumption that women should be small and dainty and our belief that big women are gross! Lmao omg you're so silly <3

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theyre so silly

the people yearn for turn of the century sonic gijinkas

here are my many inspirations

Rule

tumblr desperately needs to get over its boner for the soviet union

Hey. Catch! *Throws fnaf security breach oc at you*

This one I hate but I like how Helpi turned out. The quality is ASS too.

This young woman is named Victoria and is Gregory's older sister. They don't get along AT ALL, and fight like bears and bunnies... wait-

Victoria's job is a little bit of everything, one day it's babysitting at the Daycare and another day it's coding an AI system for the new workers' mask...

Hey did we ever get an answer from management about who was messing with the coding files?... Anyone?...

ALSO, CREDIT TO @albanenechi FOR THE AMAZING ART REFERENCES!!!

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YIPPIE

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