ON THE PODIUM WITH MAMA
Post race debrief feat. albon
Based on this tweet <3
the mercs had a shit quali because they touched toto's seat when no one was supposed to
George and Max's side chats and smiles, and that nude calendar discussion, haha. I didn't even realize Max was encouraging him to do it until I read that in the transcript. And Kimi praising and grateful to George for his help, even though the question was only about Max. He is really sweet and seems to genuinely appreciate George.
watching the front positions of f1: Same 5 guys trading off finishing positions with each other every week
watching the midfield/backrunners of f1: Pierre Gasly and Esteban Ocon are roleplaying Javert and Hugh Jackman in a Les Miserables fight to mutually assured destruction over a no-points position. Lewis Hamilton is going to physically fight his own car to the death. Yuki Tsunoda and Daniel Ricciardo are going to physically fight each other to the death, but Daniel has a disadvantage because Lance Stroll has a sniper rifle aimed at his head. The Saubers are rewriting the federalist papers in the pits. Kevin Magnussen has planted a bomb on the track, and the blast has inevitably caught a Williams.
MERCEDES DOUBLE PODIUM! 🏆🏆
max's suggestions to make monaco less boring: “we’re almost doing mario kart. then we have to install bits on the car maybe you can throw bananas around!”
George and Max decided to chill it with the divorce for kimi in the cool down room. Nice happy family for once 🫶
Mirko Hanák (Czech,1921-1971)
strip tease in the middle of an f1 race. girl we’re not in vegas yet.
Punjabi-American artistI draw stuff + love bats + am probably being academically victimized as you read this
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