Hitch Was Born In 1931 What-

You know what I want?? 

I want backstories on all the referenced adult Spectrum agents. I wanna know how they were recruited, why they were recruited, who recruited them, how they did on *the test,* I wanna know everything.

like, who recruited Harper?

how did Blacker find his way to L.B when he was first recruited?

what was Froghorn’s first day like?

why was hitch recruited?

I need answers pls someone write a fic ab this 😭

ruby 

do you believe in fate?

only when it suits my narrative

DUDE THAT CRAZY COPS = B99 THING I HADN’T EVEN THOUGHT OF THAT BUT I THOROUGHLY AGREE 

Ruby Redfort headcanons

Australian Ruby. Would be cute considering LB is Australian & it would pass that down, also the line in pyp where the two evil guys say that the Australian guy must be British would be funnier. She also has the teenage Australian chaos as discussed by @rubyredfortncarnivorousplants

Clancy becomes obsessed with aquariums, even though he’s still terrified of underwater creatures he just goes to get the adrenaline rush.

When Ruby’s older (like 18-21+ whatever) she, like the rest of the action agents gets trained to use a gun and everyone is terrified of her.

Crazy cops and Brooklyn 99 are like the same thing. aka Ruby would LOVE b99

I have more which I’ll add tomorrow but I’m extremely tired and I don’t think this makes sense but anyways thanks for reading them

fox news now literally just looks like the shitposts my friends and i make. this fucking rips

någon gång hatar jag svenska 😐

PLEASE 

having. having thoughts about a post-bayd fic that basically forms an imaginary seventh novel because like. pretty sure the count is still out there. i could easily justify lorelei still being on the warpath. new villains would arise to fill the power vacuum casey morgan left. i actually need hitch to demonstrate some vulnerability. older ruby and co. past hitch/lb/baker (i don’t know if there’s Any demand for that but I Like It so). current Budding hitch/miles/blacker. maybe a Bit of del/ruby if i feel like it. more explorations of the fact that no one in ruby’s friend group can possibly be cisgender heterosexual. ruby actually gets comeuppance for stealing from hal so many times (because i think it would be funny). thoughts, thoughts, many thoughts

that’s nice

pls lmk if this is wrong but i think ruby stopped skateboarding after ftf which is just so tragic bc imagine ruby skating through the hallways at spectrum or smthing while waiting for LB to yell at her 

literally 

Del Lasco is basically a 13 year old version of Rosa Diaz