Elliot The Kinda Mfer Who Sucks Air Into His Mug When He Drinks Something So That It Sticks To His Mouth

the last week of school for the year is coming up for me and I simply can not STOMACH the thought of being in school a day longer 

*says 2022 with the same cadence as Scooby Dooby Doo*

WEDNESDAY OFFICIAL TRAILER OUT NOW IK IM LATE BUT IDK AHHHHHHH 

del/ruby headcanon that del gives ruby her varsity jacket to wear in high school and ruby wears it ALL THE TIME 

“gay people didn’t exist in the 80s,” someone says into the microphone. we all boo.

“no,” someone calls from the audience. “he’s right.” it’s the duffer brothers.

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the main thing that puts me off of playing chess is that there is 2000 years of gameplay that hundreds of people with higher IQs than me have spent thousands of hours studying the history of, so much so that when i put the pawn forward they say “ah i see youre going for the bulgarian somersault” and then i try to take their bishop with my knight and they go “aw, rookie mistake, youve played the frenchmans cumsock, and in approximately 37 moves i’ll have won”

I think this is the furthest thing from rr I could be posting but you all need to know how much I love michaela deprince 

Michaela DePrince in Swan Lake

hi!! for the character ask game, how about 28 + 11 for ruby, and/or 7 + 26 for hitch?

ahh yay!!

ruby:

11) What’s the first thing you think about when thinking about the character? a very stereotypically 70s looking ruby smartassing everyone she encounters. her doing everything she possibly can, all the time. banana milk

28) The most unnecessary thing they ever did? I mean if we're speaking literally then everything she did tbh, she was just going out of her way to do exactly what she was told to NOT do, but specifically?? maybe when she took Archie out with her to like, fight crime. like either leave the lemon at home or wait an hour its not that hard 😭

hitch:

7) A quote of them that you remember: i had to get my books out for this lol, i'm bad at remembering quotes. probably when he tells clancy to 'cut the churchboy act,' or something like in look into my eyes, when clancy is trying so hard to not ray ruby out. idk i just think its funny.

26) When do you think they were being "themselves" the most? I think when he's protecting ruby. like obviously he's pissed at her bc she's being stupid again, but he also like, cares for her?? he's a caring person and you can really see it in these moments, with these different aspects of his personality getting all wrapped up yk

i think our problem is that we had all read “a series of unfortunate events” by the time we were ten

Just saw an 11 year old on Tumblr with her whole name and info in her bio and like-

Listen i know there are lots of kids here under the age of 14 and you want to be on internet and have fun too and it's all good just be safe?? Don't tell your full name, where you live, your age (to random strangers) and especially your photos. I know I sound annoying and "old fashioned" but it is important dude, there are lot of people on the internet waiting to take advantage of you, i am not saying everyone is bad most people are amazing but some are not good? Don't disclose your information, idk if schools and parents have stopped teaching these things but you have to know internet safety, I know how much you wanna ignore and "break the rules" I was just like you but for god sake keep yourself safe please.