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My Favorite Chaotic Queen Moments Part 4 (edited to provide sources)

Penguin: *poops all over couch* Freddie: Roger, what did you do!!! (I’m Going Slightly Mad behind the scenes video)

Roger: *flexes his vocal range* Freddie: I hate you, b*tch (audio file…not sure which show)

Roger shaving one leg for the IWTBF video and then giving up in exasperation (Roger in the Out, Loud, and Proud documentary)

Band makes a song almost entirely devoid of instruments. It ends up being one of the most iconic songs ever (We Will Rock You)

John throwing peanuts in Brian’s hair during his guitar solos (Ratty I think. I know somebody said it ‘cause I’ve seen it)

Freddie getting angry and spontaneously firing everyone in his vicinity in Garden Lodge, only to be reminded that he cannot, in fact, fire his partner, and then laughing and promptly reinstating everyone (Jim Hutton)

That one time Roger and Crystal were in a bar, and when asked what they did for a living they said they were vacuum salesmen (to maintain anonymity I think). Except the guy then asked follow up questions and they found themselves having to make up shit about vacuums for like half an hour (Crystal)

Roger driving down a mountain in a blizzard while hanging out the window to clear snow off with his hand because the windshield wipers broke (Crystal)

Roger and John competing against each other in a car race (allegedly John beat him) (Newspaper clipping)

Freddie writing Crazy Little Thing Called Love in a bathtub (Roger, Freddie, and Ratty)

John going out to buy a shirt and coming back with a beer (😭) (Paul Prenter)

Hot Space taking so long to record that their producer’s (Mack’s) pregnant wife told them that if she has her baby and they’re STILL not done, they all had to be godfathers. They said one baby having four godfathers was ridiculous. She had the baby before Hot Space was done. Freddie and John ended up the godfathers and she named the baby John Frederick, aka “Little Freddie” (as opposed to FM, who was “Big Freddie”) (Mack & family)

Rosemary Pearson and Freddie having an emotional breakup and Roger proceeding to run after her to ask her out. Read the room bro (Rosemary)

Brian being stopped at HIS OWN BAND’S CONCERT because his backstage pass wasn’t visible (💀) (Backstage at Wembley video)

That one time Freddie and Jim were sitting together, and this lady came up and started flirting with Freddie, asked if he had a wife and Freddie proceeded to put his hand on Jim’s knee and say “yes, this is the wife” (Jim Hutton)

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Walk into my local newsagents today, and the first thing I see is a headline claiming Freddie Mercury had a secret daughter. I knew who was responsible for this before even reading the article.

Lesley Ann Jones is at it again. She’s now claiming in her latest book that Freddie had a secret love child. She interviews an anonymous woman, who discovered he was her father and bonded with him in the last 15 years of his life. He apparently loved and adored her, but also wanted to keep her a secret from the world (???)

Of course, the events surrounding how she was conceived are “outrageous” and “possibly controversial.”

I swear, this woman will never let Freddie rest.

           ꒰𐇵    ◞   .   ◟  ꒱ : This is to much, I love this. Queen it's very amazing 💓.

"We used to give these free shows, and serve apple juice and popcorn to the audience.” 🥹🥹

Queen in MV

Sometimes you just have to have a really homoerotic relationship with your car

Roger Taylor’s wife questioning her life choices (1997, colorized)