God Damn, I Haven’t Even Realised That Both Contain An Story Important Lighter Till Now.

Odysseus: wait, if you didn’t fight for me, then who?

Hermes:

You won.

[Transcript of ■■■■■ interview, conducted by S■■■■ J■■■■. The following is prohibited from being viewed by the public.]

SJ: Before we begin, I just want you to be aware that this stays between you and me. Everything in this room, stays in this room, understood?

■■: Is that why you brought a tape recorder?

SJ: This is for posterity’s sake. Everything on it, that’s for us and only us.

■■: (inaudible)

SJ: You don’t have to like it. You don’t even need to answer my questions, that’s up to you. I just think it’s in your best interest to cooperate.

■■: Fine. Yeah. Sure.

SJ: Do you recall seeing anyone at the scene?

■■: No. I was asleep at the time. I just, I recall smelling smoke and waking up to, to all of that.

SJ: And do you know what might have caused the fire?

■■: I have an idea.

SJ: Oh?

■■: It was…um, it, um…

SJ: Yes?

■■: I, um,

SJ: It was faulty wiring, right? In your office. Because you got clumsy. You got sloppy. It was just an accident, and you know it was just an accident, and that’s what you’ll tell everyone. Right?

■■: (inaudible)

SJ: Good, good. That’s what I like to hear. That’s everything I needed to clear up. Why don’t you take some time off, okay? And remember: this stays between us.

[End of transcript.]

I made a better design for adventure time au Grian

He's just filled with mischief

Bonus doodle↓

He's distracted whilst holding the child

The side effect of booping is that I accidentally keep hitting follow when trying to hit boop

So to all the people out there who were randomly followed, unfollowed, then aggressively booped.....sorry?

Richas at the Festa Junina delivering the elegant mail.

extra: Richas of themed dresses

i’m curious about what episode of The Magnus Archives was the one that hooked listeners on to committing to the podcast

like i distinctly remember listening to The Piper (mag 7) and thinking ‘holy shit’

[GRIAN] Is that- have you been messing with my tapes?

[SCAR] No, I just borrowed your recorder! I didn’t touch any of the statements. Cross my heart, hope to die. (Snickers)

Chapter 4. End Condition

Put on a show, funny man.

Stuff I did woohoo