AU where fnaf is actually just a DnD game and the person playing Purple Guy just keeps getting REALLY shitty rolls
“I want to comfort the crying children.”
“Roll for a uhh…. Diplomacy check?”
“I feel like this isn’t really necassary but-” *dice roll noise, followed by a sigh* “…I got a one.”
“You murder them. All of them.”
either cabinet man, lifetime achievement award or you’re at the party by lemon demon
fazbear reviews are in! thanks, night guards
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😘😘what if😶😶😶💋💋we kissed💋💋💋💋at Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza🐻🐻🐻🍕🍕🍕🍕 in the summer of 1987😶😶😚😚😚😙😍🤕🐩
i like the au where phone guy is the hw player not just because I like phone guy but because it implies that our good man is out here going Griffin's amiibo Corner on those fnaf figurines for an audience of one (malhare)
I just like the implication that Phone Guy survived and decided to dedicate the rest of his life to annoying and weirding out William
Phone Guy KinHe/Him, Syl/SylvI’m dummy autistic and FNAF is my special interest
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