Oh Right, Forgot My Tumblr—have A Mermaid Niki!!

ok hear me out. every fanfic can be graphed on this chart

overgrown mountaintop cottage! (☆▽☆)

Hm...this sounds weird, but how about a world where when people get into relationships, you gain part of a soul, but when you break up with someone, you lose a part of your soul and when you lose your entire soul, you feel nothing. The only way to get a part of your soul back is to get into another relationship with someone. Wouldn’t this include:

•People with a phobia of losing their soul

•People who are polygamous to gain immortality and cheat the system

Idk, I just thought this up?

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Okay, I don’t normally make posts like these. But keep an eye on your parents and love them till you die. My mom didn’t come home from hanging out with friends around 1 am like usual, and I panicked my ass off until she came home.

Don’t think a moment can be spent later. Because the next time you think that way might be the same day you lose your only chance to spend time with those you care about.

YOOOOO WAIT REAL TALK HERE

So like what if in an MLP AU Philza acts as a role similar to Celestia in which he has to banish his own son because of his destructive tendencies

THAT WOULD MAKE IT SO MUCH COOLER WHEN MLP REVIVEBUR HAPPENS BC WHAT IF ITS LIKE A PROPHECY THAT THE DREAM SMP WILL CRUMBLE AND BE DESTROYED BY THE ONES WHO HELPED CREATE IT OR SOMETHING

GUYS DID I HAVE A BIG BRAIN MOMENT

[Passerine Spoilers please scroll fast and don't read if you haven't read Passerine yet]

Ok, I decided to go to Twitter to search for a Tweet that I like (I'm almost never on Twitter) and I stumbled through Thcscus tweet explaining she wrote Phil's wife as the Samsung Smart Fridge.

Now I already knew she had done this —It's not the first time she revealed this detail —but I read the replies to her Tweet and I can't breathe

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Tweets by Kyle (@thcscus):

so um is this a good time to say that i wrote the passerine mum not as mumza but as the. the samsung smart fridge

BECAUSE I DIDNT KNOW WHAT MUMZAS BOUNDARIES ARE REGARDING FANFIC SO I JUST *VAGUELY GESTURES*

THATS ALSO WHY SHES NEVER MENTIONED BY NAME LOL

Comment by Ender Mama (@EnderPandoran):

Sorry brain just thought of that scene where she cups Techno’s cheek and I just saw him getting smacked with a fridge door...

Comment by EM⁷ • Subscribe to Technoblade • 80% (@sleepybl4de):

I CANT FUCKING STOP LAUGHING. FUCKER JUST GETS HIT BY A FUCKING FRIDGE DOOR. I cant take this anymore 😭💀

Comment by CanonicalChaos (@BadlamBound):

Are you... Are you telling me I spent 15 minutes crying iver the death of a Samsung Smart Refrigerator??

Comment by dani 🇧🇷 🏳️‍🌈 ( ranboo art 📌) (@danithemoth):

i mean id also cry if one of them died. they're pretty expensive 😔

Comment by kae ✡ (@endrwalkr):

so does this make pass!tommy and pass!wilbur part fridge or

Comment by Sara :D (@Clayotic_):

Half-god half-kitchen-appliance hybrids

Comment by dolsu (@dandybrew):

so youre telling me pass!philza spent 10 years away from his family to figure out how to turn a samsung smart refrigerator back on?

Comment by prom🤡⚡ (@promsofa):

you’re telling me pass!phil abandoned his kids for ten years because his favorite sexy fridge stopped working

Comment by Dino (@dino_invisible):

One you said that I thought of the death scene and all I can image is

[Screenshot of Sad-is Sunsprite's Eulogy animatic where Tommy is crying at his mother deathbed. A photo of a Samsung Smart Fridge was put above the drawing of the mother.]

Comment by parker b. peter (@antifajasontodd):

the voices in wilburs head wasnt dream. it was bluetooth

Comment by chloe (0/9) (@mellqhis):

when she died did the light go out on the inside? did ice cubes fall from the water dispenser on the door? OH MY GOD.

Comment by Garzaa (@_AGweirdo):

"no... they take after their mothers[...]" tommy opens his mouth and a light turns on

wilbur randomly starts doing a sound similar to HMMMMMMM at random hours of the night

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Ahshdh I like the firee