You Can Tell Oscar Is An Eldest Child And Lando A Middle Child Because They Convey Exactly Those Two

This looks so sugar daddy x babygirl to me

Sirius, when Remus gets them matching bracelets for Christmas: This is cool, but what if we had matching last names?

Remus: What?

Sirius: What?

I need y'all to know that I discovered the secret to happiness is just writing the extremely cringe fic you want to read so bad yourself. It doesn't matter if you're a good writer or not or how ridiculous or crack your idea is- if it makes you happy, just write that F1 RPF fic where a world champion title winner is a cat shapeshifter and his team principal basically adopts him as a son and also barn cat for the winter. Who gives a shit- this is for me and me alone, and y'all will just get it fed to you like I am the old man on the park bench with cat!Max Verstappen flavored bird seed and y'all are my pigeons- I don't give a fuck anymore, I'm truly free <3

James : *falls down the stairs*

Regulus : are you okay, love? *genuinely concerned*

James : mhm, why wouldn't I be? *trying to sound nonchalant*

Regulus : you just fell ...

James : oh no I was just doing a... gravity check *awkwardly pats the floor then gets up* yup it's working

Regulus : ..... I don't even know why I love you *sigh*

oh they already married?

Lando Piastri

Strollonso is essentially people thinking Lance had daddy issues because he has a track record with older men but then they realize that he actually has an amazing relationship with his father, he just really likes old men

just thinking about lando feeling like it has been years since him and oscar have been teammates when in fact it's only been one season.

and how comfortable and easy their partnership must be for someone like lando to feel that way so quickly.

there is such a deep rooted respect between them, as teammates, as racing drivers, as people. it's like they were made to find each other. i hope it never changes.

Lewis : hey mick

Mick : hi guys!

Seb : me and lew wanna tell you something

Mick : .. okay?

Lewis & Seb : we're adopting a baby!!!

Mick : OMG guyssss!!! that's ama-

Seb *slamming adoption papers on the table* : it's you, you're the baby

Lewis : sign here and here

Seb : here's a pen

Mick *confused and speechless* : ummm...? what???

*stands on soap box* oscar piastri is sexy actually! he is very dedicated and focused and talented! just because he was quiet in his first year thrown into the insane media circus and with two big personalities (lando and zak, not to mention the other 19 drivers + team dynamics on the grid) doesn't mean he doesn't have a personality! he is tactical and smart actually! he has that cool composure that mclaren really needs right now! he has the insane juniors track record! he said "fuck it" to $4mn of Alpine investment and advocated for himself to have the best possible f1 drive! he gets this look in his eyes when he's determined that is extremely compelling! he drives like a capybara with a toothache and the only antidote is him winning! his eyebrows are cute when he does that frowny thing! his story is in the making and he is writing it right now and we have the privilege of watching! *alarms sound* *is dragged offstage*

*the marauders planing their next prank*

Remus : so what's our escape plan

Peter :

Sirius :

James :

Sirius and James : our... what?

Remus : ....

Peter : OMG WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE