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Nonverbal! At The Function

You can replace [ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY] with [SCROLLING] but watch out. This sucks bad 👍

― Anne Carson, Plainwater: Essays and Poetry

Donika Kelly, from “Love Poem: Werewolf”, Bestiary

I won't pick up on subtlety, if you just hint at something, I won't get it. But if you just tell me something directly I will also be afraid that you're lying, so really you just have to visit me in my dreams & whisper the message subliminally.

Unfortunately you will only catch me vagueposting

“Male loneliness epidemic” brush your hair, shower and respect women for once in your life and you’ll be SHOCKED with the results

People who are not afraid to text you 40 times in a row and don’t take it personally if you haven’t replied are literally the most valuable members of our society and should be recognized as such

so i'm at this point in my life where i ask chatgpt stuff like "can I still call myself bisexual even though I go ew every time a man opens his mouth?"

This too shall pass but like holy fuck

what doesn't kill you makes you weird at intimacy

and for my next trick, i will vanish right before your eyes! ((you told me i was a too much after rambling about my interests))

well. bisexuality and vampirism

drinking blood is not about the blood it's about the biting it's about the drinking it's about the closeness of it all. but it's also a little bit about the blood

if anyone needs me i’ll be bleeding out in a fun & erotic manner

Listen to the little voice in your brain telling you to act hornier. That's an angel talking and she's telling you how to get to heaven

i have decision paralysis because the angel and the devil on my shoulders are always fucking each other and they ignore me when i ask for help so i never know what to do

you have to let yourself be a weird woman or you will not survive

Growing up is actually just enjoying the exact same things you enjoyed at 14 years old, but in a more gay way

Andrea Gibson, The Madness Vase

they hate me for my faggy attitude and my dykeish demeanor

ADHD at night: I could write a book. I could get my Master’s Degree. I could go to the club and come home with 12 new friends. I could get a job at that club and meet the mother of my children. I could cure every disease and use my wealth to bring world peace.

ADHD during the day: Fold laundry too hard :( Come back next week

There's a bunch of adhd advice out there that's like "people with adhd tend to work better under deadlines due to the anxiety so here are ways to artificially induce a stress response in order to get you to get work done" and it's like well what if I don't want to be stressed out all the time in order to function

My doctor and therapist: now with this autism + ADHD diagnosis you need to learn to unmask because masking all the time will make you burn out again and feel like shit

Other people: well it's just interesting how after getting the diagnosis you suddenly start behaving like that I mean I'm not saying you're faking it's just funny how you suddenly cannot be normal like you were before

I am a dreamer. I know so little of real life that I just can't help reliving such moments as these in my dreams, for such moments are something I have very rarely experienced. I am going to dream about you the whole night, the whole week, the whole year.

Fyodor Dostoevsky, White Nights