Never Know Who Might Need It

5 things your character can't do while speaking

Choke. Just think about it, seriously. Think about what choking is and imagine speaking while it’s happening. That would fuckin’ hurt, man.

Hiss. Look, it’s just not possible, okay? No matter how “evil” you want your character to seem.

Snarl. Animals snarls. The Beast from Beauty and the Beast snarls. The Hulk snarls. You know who doesn’t snarl? PEOPLE WHEN THEY’RE SPEAKING.

Shriek. Come on, 99% of the time, “shriek” is not the word you want.Let’s face it: if you put an exclamation point at the end of the sentence, your reader gets the picture. Don’t bring to mind banshees and screaming toddlers.

Sneer. I’m not even going to bother explaining this one. “SNEER” ISN’T EVEN A SOUND.

ok so I thought it would be nice to make a list of people who haven't got attacked a lot or at all, so here it is. I also do highly encourage reblogging this to add more people to the list tehe <3 markers: -not attacked this year (NATY) -few defenses (1-3) (FD) -couple defenses (4-5) (CD) -new, this is their first year (new) List: *Seafoam* -Art Fight - Rave-Bbit's Profile (new) (FD) -Art Fight - JilletteThShark's Profile (FD) Art Fight - RenumAvali's Profile (new) (CD) -Art Fight - Random_ghost's Profile (new) (NATY) -Art Fight - Chewycabra420's Profile (new) (FD) Art Fight - iZaBeAn0's Profile (FD) -Art Fight - junothepeasant's Profile (new) (NATY) -Art Fight - Inkie_Joestar's Profile (new) (FD) -Art Fight - KkDarkSparkz's Profile (new) (CD) -Art Fight - surrow's Profile (CD) -Art Fight - inkmonsternotbendy's Profile (new) (FD) -Art Fight - FoolishOperative's Profile (FD) -Art Fight - maxiewell's Profile (FD) -Art Fight - fungusFox_owo's Profile (FD) -Art Fight - RedPaladin's Profile (new) (FD) -Art Fight - Jeyawue's Profile (CD) -Art Fight - NowiFate's Profile (new) (FD) -Art Fight - Cacao_with_cinnamon's Profile (new) (CD) -Art Fight - GhostWriter22's Profile (new) (FD) -Art Fight - sinewsnow's Profile (FD) -Art Fight - Kynn's Profile (FD) -Art Fight - GO4THEJUGULAR's Profile (FD) -Art Fight - Mizu's Profile (CD) -Art Fight - Dark_Starfire's Profile (FD) -Art Fight - Mittens1905's Profile (new) (NATY) -Art Fight - kibqib's Profile (new) (CD) -Art Fight - toffeecoffeee's Profile (CD) -Art Fight - PINK_ROOM's Profile (new) (CD) *Stardust* -Art Fight - The7thBest's Profile (new) (FD) -Art Fight - vundesheart's Profile (NATY) -Art Fight - Peridots-PixiWolf's Profile (FD) Art Fight - Claud_the_great's Profile (FD) -Art Fight - ludwigetc's Profile (new) (FD) -Art Fight - ShibaGizmo's Profile (new) (NATY) -Art Fight - Cubix's Profile (FD) -Art Fight - Ravenousity's Profile (FD) -Art Fight - 0asis's Profile (new) (FD) -Art Fight - dqybreakr's Profile (new) (CD) -Art Fight - Sugirino's Profile (NATY) -Art Fight - TaigaDunedainWolf's Profile (new) (FD) -Art Fight - Fluffy_Voidkin's Profile (new) (NATY) -Art Fight - Grackle's Profile (CD) -Art Fight - OstimeusAlex's Profile (new) (FD) -Art Fight - Kora_mylove's Profile (new) (FD) -Art Fight - Pinkee_Wolfy's Profile (new) (FD) -Art Fight - Merch-Quinn's Profile (new) (FD) -Art Fight - Rainesaur's Profile (new) (FD) -Art Fight - Shoji_Noodz's Profile (FD) -Art Fight - SleepyBunzzz's Profile (new) (CD) -Art Fight - ashtonic's Profile (new) (FD) -Art Fight - grumpymeme's Profile (CD) -Art Fight - 0Bones0's Profile (FD) -Art Fight - RebelRai's Profile (FD) -Art Fight - Leaflyn's Profile (new) (CD) -Art Fight - Chaotic-Artist's Profile (FD) -Art Fight - vinh_'s Profile (CD) -Art Fight - InsaneMonkey46's Profile (FD) -Art Fight - SolarStar's Profile (new) (FD) -Art Fight - AsherSpeaksWord's Profile (new) (FD)

I will be editing this occasionally to add people and make adjustments <3

The Ultimate Character Design Tournament

Please remember to vote for characters solely based on their design, rather than which character you are more familiar with or like more!

The winner of this tournament will be crowned the first Ultimate Character Design of All Time

Zagreus | Hades

Bunger | Bugsnax

things I really appreciate about hermitcraft:

I love that the hermits clubbed together to buy tfc a new pc and monitor in 2020, with a massive screen aimed at combatting his migraines and motion sickness

I love that cubfan has Joe Hills twitch emotes as part of his collection. Joe won't sign a twitch contract and can't have his own emotes, so cub just made some for his subscribers to play with on Joe's streams

I love that Keralis keeps sending computer mice and other gear to the other hermits whenever they mention computer problems (because when you own a hardware company, why wouldn't you be your friends' sugar daddy)

I love that Joe has mentioned that grian will resource gather for other hermits off camera in his free time, just because he can

I love that when iskall talked about his hermitcraft downtime, he said that none of the others tried to force him to make a video, they all just popped in and out, offering his various projects they were working on to see if he wanted to join in

I love that the hermits always have lots of advice for each other - whether it be parenting advice for doc, or just in having worked with mumbo since he was 17 and in sixth form college, of talking about tfc's wisdom (and sometimes we even get to learn about tango's washing machine and international taxes)

I love that hermits will take on infrastructure projects, like netherhubs and railways and roads and enderfarms

I love hermits helping hermits

I love stream weekends

I love that some hermits are dedicated enough to neglect their own bases and spend weeks helping out a friend - particularly Cleo, moving into stress' season six castle and Scarland and more to build diorama after diorama.

I love the dedication that the hermits have, and I appreciate how hard they worked for the king arc, the crossover, and the charity stream.

I love the strength of the community when a charity stream comes around.

I love that hermits will rush across the server or panic log in when someone needs help - killing doc's escaped withers, collecting gear, clearing lava after a tactical log out, turning off farms

I love that they offer each other building advice and redstone help (even if it is just scar and iskall being judgy about block choice)

I love scar's first reaction to ever seeing grian in person was 'you're drowning in fans at this convention, I wish I could help you, but we don't know each other yet'

I love Hypno and Joe singing karaoke at minecon in 2012

I love that they do make a wish hermitcraft guests and hermits who can help will be there

I love shared farms and shared resources, and a hermit flying in unprompted to drop off a shulker of that thing you mentioned you needed for no charge

I love hermitcraft as a community

I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

“Update: The student who wrote the letter has been found and we’re in the process of finding a way to reward her for her actions. Very grateful for what she did”

I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.

You’ve been hit by 🔪

You’ve been struck by 🔪

A Roman Senator 🔪🔪🔪

hrmmm