Holy Shit, Oh My God! 50 Of Them??

life becomes so beautiful when you start cooking rice in liquids other than water

I CCAN'T BREATHE

just found out that stoats hunt twice the size of them like rabbits by aggressively and eccentrically dancing around it with their little slinky rigatoni bodies so it can confuse the absolute fuck out of its prey until it can get close enough to jump on its back like some shadow of the colossus shit and take it down

i love when people point out typos i make and i get to show them the phone screen im rockin with

IT’S NOT ‘PEEKED’ MY INTEREST

OR ‘PEAKED’

BUT PIQUED

‘PIQUED MY INTEREST’

THIS HAS BEEN A CAPSLOCK PSA

In the club