“If I Had Time Travel I’d Kill Hitler” “If I Had Time Travel I’d Stop My Favourite Politician

You can reply to ANYTHING with “not since the accident”

Go on, prove me wrong.

ONE OF MY FAVORITE VIDEOS EVER

oh yeah, with the new size limit for .gifs this thing can finally be posted

getting a note on a super old post

*hurriedly scribbling notes*

this is the only pokemon art i’ll do today

Comic books are Jewish-American culture

OKAY CAN SOMEBODY EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THE FUCK YOU SHIP A PACKAGE OF COOKIES TO A FRIEND WHO LIVES IN NEW JERSEY, ONLY TO HAVE IT NOT GET THERE ON TIME BECAUSE IT SOMEHOW ENDED UP IN GUAM?

I JUST

GUAM?

The hardcore way to eat ramen: 1. Boil water 2. Eat block of ramen 3. Drink boiled water 4. Snort flavored powder 5. Fuck bitches