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Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

in my most recent game of team defense fort 2 i was banned from a 24/7 hightower pony rp server for screaming ‘incoming gamer!’ into my mic every time i respawned or charged as demoman. and i have to say, nothing really prepares you for the sensation of hearing a grown man say with no hint of irony in his voice, ‘mr sex goblin, if you dont stop saying that im banning you from ponyville forever’

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open a new window somewhere in the world. 

hades explaining that he’s the god of the dead, not the god of death

every time i see those posts like ‘what food from a show did YOU always wanna try’ i go lol none? but i just remembered im a liar

i always wanted the fucking soup brock made in the pokemon anime

Ok ok ok so hear me out. I've seen a lot of stories and prompts where the Joker is scared of Danny. But honestly? Big scary ghost? Whatever, doesn't phase him. He's seen scarier. He's done scarier. Try again.

But you know what has been actually proven to scare the Joker? The IRS. So imagine this man's utter horror when one day an IRS agent just appears in his hideout and lets him know that he still owes them money. The agent gives him a deadline to pay his remaining taxes then leaves.

Joker immediately starts scrambling. He needs to come up with this money fast. No way he's making an enemy out of the IRS. But before that, Johnny? Find my accountant and give him the most painfully funny death you can think of.

For the next few days, Joker is running around, trying to collect the remaining money that he owes but he still doesn't have enough. As the IRS agent so helpfully reminds him every time he shows up.

On the day of the deadline Joker is still just short of what he owes so he pulls out his trump card. Begging.

That's how Batman finds one deranged clown killer on his hands and knees begging for a loan or at the very least some protection and he is utterly confused. It's at that moment when a young man appears out of nowhere.

"I'm sorry. It looks like you still haven't paid all of your taxes," he says in a frighteningly cheerful voice before he grabs the Joker by his collar and drags him into the shadows.

Surnames are just as important as given names. So, I compiled a list of the websites I use to find my surnames.

English Surnames

Dutch Surnames

Spanish Surnames

Scottish Surnames

German Surnames

Italian Surnames

Irish Surnames

French Surnames

Scandinavian Surnames

Welsh Surnames

Jewish Surnames

Surnames By Ethnicity

Most Common Surnames in the USA

Most Common Surnames in Great Britan

Most Common Surnames in Asia

Scrolled down the MF DOOM tag trying to find the mac and cheese image and I couldn't so anyway here it is literally one of my favourite images of all time

I want to say a big thank you for all the support you’ve given me. Your generosity really changed my life. Cause of you, I got a part-time job at a local restaurant, working three days a week. It’s given me a sense of purpose and some hope.

You know that my life’s been tough, dealing with homelessness and mental illness. But you’ve been there for me, supporting me through it all. I’m so grateful for all the help I’ve gotten, and I’m asking humbly for your continued support as I try to find some stability. Right now, I need help with the first and last month’s rent so I can secure a stable place to live.

My goal is $1400.00 CAD

$46.21 / $1400.00 As of May 26th

Your financial assistance, no matter how small, will have a significant impact and bring me one step closer to achieving this goal, it’ll give me the security and stability to focus on my job and rebuild my life. Even a small amount of financial help will make a significant difference and get me closer to my goal. And if you can’t help with money, please spread the word, and keep me in your thoughts and prayers. Any kind of support means the world to me.

With your support, I can finally have a safe and stable home. Your kindness, compassion, and unwavering support have made a real impact on my life. Each and every one of you has a special place in my heart.

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This is a background to my current situation. Please, reblog my pinned post and Please, donate if you can. Thank you 🙏

If you are able to help me I’m in Canada and the only thing available here is PayPal and e-transfer, we don’t have any cash apps available. Thank you for considering me. 🙏

PayPal : MelodysFyAndMe@gmail.com

If you prefer to not use PayPal I have e transfer set up. It works like a cash App. Works the same way as it would to make a purchase on line, you log in to your bank and send the amount you choose, and it will automatically deposit.

My e-transfer : pinkbloomings@gmail.com