Hades Explaining That He’s The God Of The Dead, Not The God Of Death

Fuck you, now you get to see it in video form, because fuck you.

your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks

honestly the discourse on this site is so bad that I have a new hot take: if you use tumblr at all fuck you

IT’S NOT ‘PEEKED’ MY INTEREST

OR ‘PEAKED’

BUT PIQUED

‘PIQUED MY INTEREST’

THIS HAS BEEN A CAPSLOCK PSA

oh yeah, with the new size limit for .gifs this thing can finally be posted

This is the way you’re supposed to do pranks!

so my sister's dog is named communist gun, but we call him red. right? and every once in a while when she wants him to jump on someone she goes "red scare!" and recently ive been trying to get him to jump on people when i go "mccarthyism!" but it's not working yet