If This Gets Two Hundred Thousand Notes Before Christmas 2023, I'll Commit One Self Care

*hurriedly scribbling notes*

Mauro C. Martinez (American, 1986) - Trust (2022)

To some people you’re an NPC

To other people, you’re the special, unlockable character that they worked and worked to finally get- and when they do they’re so happy because they got the game just so they could find you.

it's the last day you can rb this

your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks

Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

i love this guy so much hes asking the real questions

I likw how they’re already planning another Fast n Furious movie