Friendly Reminder: A Sharpie Could Be Used To Change It To Say A Variety Of Things; Bi Men, Logical Men,

So, were any of you going to tell me that hatsune miku is the voice of nyan cat or was i just supposed to have already known that?

My dad has this on his christmas playlist, and it catches me off guard every time. It also doesnt help that he starts playing christmas music in august

i was in a thrift shop the other day and they were playing the most unsettling variations of normal christmas music, culminating in this rendition of the 12 days of christmas except it was like 12 guys all singing over each other and going “no!” and interrupting the lyrics with random other phrases until they deadass just started singing 5 golden rings to toto’s africa. can anyone confirm that this is a real song and not that i stroked so hard i astral projected into a universe where everything is somehow worse than it is here

The funny (terrifying) thing is this is 10000% going to happen

Buying a Switch 2 and the camera accessory to strip and touch myself for my friends while they play Mario Kart

New years resolurion:

1: post with more typos

2: my gay gay

Willing to bet that if we did another election now, we'd have different results.

Happy Clair Cameron Patterson day, to those who celebrate

TIL that the reason lead levels in children’s blood have dropped 85% in the past thirty years is because of an unknown scientist who fought car companies to end leaded gasoline. He also removed it from paint, suggested its removal from pipes, and campaigned for the removal of lead solder from cans.

via ift.tt

In the human mind, the worst thing one can be, is wrong.

Genie wish twisting trope, except the genie is reluctant to twist wishes unnecessarily, but the guy who summoned him is an olympic level dumbass who ends up twisting his own wishes accidentally, leading the genie to have to get creative to not accidentally violate the "no wishing for death" rule

Tumblr is if the game of mao was a website

California girls, we're inconceivable