raikkonencore
currently suffering from acute cycling brainrotliterate in f1 and football as well VIVA BELGICAAA🇧🇪🇧🇪🇧🇪
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why do men always have busted ass kindergarten handwritings
one thing about sports rpf that sets it apart is that these aren't about supernaturally beautiful people like actors and musicians and kpop idols are which is practically a criteria for any media facing job; made to be aesthetically beautiful and trained to be charismatic. athletes are often charisma vacuums because they start so young and are hyperfixated on their sport and have no personality beyond it. most of them are actually quite plain looking. there's some notable exceptions of genuinely stunning face cards but most are pretty average and the ones that are considered hot are actually hot for An Athlete. now I know some of you are disagreeing vehemently, blorbo from sportsball is the prettiest of them all, but really it's cause sports fans have so much exposure therapy to them, seeing the same faces all the time over a year and engaging in media about them, that they start finding beauty in the mundane where when you get to know someone you realise they're actually beautiful to you. now there is a notable scale where the more popular a sport/team/athlete is, the more they have entire hair and makeup departments for magazine shoots and interviews where they are styled or at least aware of what hairstyle or way to carry themselves looks good on them, and that adds to their overall attractiveness. scale down and you'll see someone calling a male cyclist with fucked up teeth who looks like a product of balkan incest a gorgeous girl. and that's how you get novel length and often better quality written rpf about dudes who look like in every other life were destined to the local town's convenience store cashier bored out of his mind at a gas stop in between your road trip you'd never spare a second thought of again. and I think that's beautiful <3
sports are insane. i just know a bunch of people now. nobody should know the names of this many people
“imaginez si van der poel et van aert veulent se faire—— la bagarre.”
“imagine if van der poel and van aert want to do each other—— war” (very rough translation as to better understand the confusion)
rewatching the last few kilometers of stage one to feel something
(opening the author’s works page after finishing a fic) and if im lucky they’ll have written this exact same fic but different a bunch more times
every time you see something kind of gay in women's sports its almost always a pair of women who are out publically & legally married sharing a chaste kiss after winning olympic gold but if you see something gay in men's sports its 2 footballers from rival teams who are sworn enemies dry humping on the pitch in front of a cheering audience. for tactical reasons ?
blaming this bullshit on it being friday the 13th
gay people can't just say i love you they always have to go and say stupid shit like "i am just really really happy to make history with you"
pogacar il a un peu fait caca-culotte non
they should allow remco to ride one TT completely naked and see what happens. for science
remco is allergic to flopping my aero king
Matje lived a day in the life of Wout van Aert today
just realised oomf is french and not just suspiciously good at french
accidentally got spoiled today’s dauphiné winner and let me tell YOU! dick: rock hard
“it’s good to see him like this”
"are you normal about-" no I'm an insane pervert
they tried to make us believe that the divorce was real