“match My Freak” How About You Match My Poetic Misery Instead

Adobe is going to spy on your projects. This is insane.

I’m such a sucker for sword lesbians.

romancing minthara as karlach is so Fucking Cute

it's the black cat/golden retriever dynamic everyone loves

but also karlach my beloved you gotta get you a wife who's ready to swan dive into hell with or without you

I’d like to feed you chocolates, then watch you run around in a forest.

Nevermind that you’re naked.

I need more people to ship them and make content for them. Im starving

I need Nine-Fingers to fuck me senseless

Current situation: eating a cupcake while taking a bath because I got a massage yesterday and the masseuse beat the shit out of me.

Also wondering whether Jaheira and Astele would be bath girls or shower girls?

I bet Astele would appreciate the quickness of a shower, while Jaheira would be a long, hot bath lover with bath bombs and bath teas and shit like that.

Jaheira would have one of those deep copper bathtubs so the water would stay hotter for longer.

Astele would have a stand-up shower and only soak when Jaheira invited her to bathe together.

I don’t think either would eat cupcakes.

Martha Gellhorn, from a letter to David Gurewitsch featured in The Selected Letters of Martha Gellhorn

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