He (game Rev) Would Steal The Candy From The Other Person

artist: i have to make lines

kindergartener: same

runner: me too

Cheerleader: me three

Scratch it...

hide and seek time!!1!

eggman's speech but it's preceded by the JR East platform announcement jingle

I DON"T BELIEVE Y- wait *scrolls through ur account* ok you right

*spits up blood & looks up, smirking* heh, torture me all you like but ill never tell you the answer to the sphinxs riddle, because im stupid as fuck, & dont know it

we really force-fed this horse loss huh

Dayton Daily News, Ohio, April 5, 1950

The Plant

Shed your face and reveal thy true self.

After people really seemed to like my take on The Needle, so here's another Balatro Boss personified, The Plant. I didn't understand why it was a run killer until I started doing higher difficulties.

THE ONE DAY I DON"T CHECK IT

YAAAAYUUUUUUUY