'Finally!' I Had Thought,'Good Riddance To This One And A Night Out With The Pals.' As Soon As The Sword

Jesper: *Yawns*

Wylan: Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.

Jesper: Then you must be exhausted.

Kaz: Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.

In short words.

le Avery:

Andy, in the background:

Avery: Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine?

Aurelie: What-

Avery: ‘Cause you a snack.

Aurelie:

Avery:

Aurelie:

Andy, in the background: *gives Avery a thumbs up*

Double life is just gonna be a soulmates AU, slow burn and idiot and serious fan fiction for all Desert duo shippers isn't it?

I breathe in and out angrily, non-existent veins popping in my head.

"WHAT IS THAT BITCH DOING HERE?" I bellow, I turn and look towards the Grim Reaper who shrugs.

"I got no idea man." He says, scratching his head in confusion himself.

"GET HER OUT OF HERE!" I tell my mother even though she's to busy drowning herself in tears. From within my earshot, I hear my best friends whispering to themselves.

"I mean, this is a new low, even for her." They say and I can't yell at them that it isn't my choice.

I scowl and turn towards the uninvited guest in horror as she gives a speech at my funeral.

"I will haunt you for life... Umbridge."

You die in a freak accident and watch your funeral as a spirit. You’re shocked to see who comes to pay their last respects to you.

Rosie is the funniest person in the whole of hell for being the only one who's aware that Alastor is ace and refusing to tell him.

Kaz: Inej, I have a fun date idea tonight

Jesper: Let's see what his fun means

Inej: Oooh I hope it's a Zemini funeral

Jesper: That can't be the real answer

Kaz: Of course, what else would it be

Jesper: *passes kruge to Nina* HOW

Jesper: Look, there's a message in my cereal

Jesper: It says 'ooooo'

Kaz: Jesper, those are cheerios

Matthias: Alright, we're in trouble. We need to call the Ravkans for help

Nina: But they'll be all condescending and judgemental about it

Matthias: Nina they raised YOU, of course they're going to be condescending and judgemental about it

Kaz: *feeling the chills* I feel... haunted..... Inej?

Nina: Pay up Jes, he's gone mad already

Jesper: Dammit, I thought he'd last longer

*After doing something they shouldn't have*

Kaz: So we're keeping this a secret from Inej right?

Jesper: Duh, I don't wanna get in trouble

Nina: Oh please Jes, you've never kept a secret in your whole life

Jesper: Nuh uh, you never know when I put on your makeup.

Nina: .....

Jesper: ....oops?

Inej: You're forgetting Suli because you never practice

Jesper: *says something in Suli*

Inej: You just told me you're pregnant

Nina: Congratulations! You're glowing