I Personally Think The Reason For My Headaches Is Not Dehydration Or Any Kind Of Deficiency But The Amount

Elders be talking to me about how their generation was the best like stfu u literally invented racism

whoops

mutual i’ve never talked to in my life: *reblogs my post* 

 me: ?? best friends???? forever??

I love run on sentences because not only are they useful for writing a more cohesive story, they let you add as many words in your essay as you want, and you can also torment the reader by having only commas as pauses for breath.

I love them

#52 for your ask game?

Yeah…

[at Achilles's funeral] Agamemnon: *places his hand on the pyre and sobs* Agamemnon: How could you do this to me? We are so understaffed.

I don’t watch horror movies because I already get jump scared when the screen gets dark and I see my reflection

If I could curl up in a ball and turn to stone as soon as possible that would be ideal thank you

I give up actually im not a person who has friends