Yeah As Soon As I Wake Up No Longer Fatigued For The First Time In My Life I'll Be Set

vulnerability is so important but I will not be partaking in it

me and the girlies discussing motifs and themes

ever since i was a small child i knew i wanted to have an unemployable skillset

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me in the not-so-distant future of 2032 taking my beautiful wife out for a walk on a foggy day: damn it's like silent hill up in this bitch! 😂

my wife: fuck you you say that every time it's a little foggy outside. you haven't even played the games. i hate you so much

our clone of former beatles drummer ringo starr who we normally keep locked in our basement but is currently joining us for his allotted 30 minutes of weekly outside time: ringo!

stop doing coke with these jokes and come smoke crackula with dracula

TIT STEW

deleted too soon. Rip.

you're so off-putting i need you

that canary stopped making noise but its so dark in here i cant find it to make sure its ok can someone light a match so i can look