Rocky Horror Picture Show Asks What Would Happen If Frankenstein’s Creature Knew Its Purpose From Birth.

the sickness got me acting like a victorian child

Behold ✨ Dancing Isopods ✨

Silly thing I did for a secret santa last year.

dracula sleeping in his dracula position with hands crossed but he’s holding his boobs

google is it too late? google can i still be saved? google will i be okay?

you're too logged on man your consumption of internet porn has severed your psychospiritual connection with the beauty of the natural land. i spent 10 months in sensory deprivation exclusively cranking it to the gentle soundscape of a babbling brook and now when i hear the tap on a soda machine go off i bust so hard the gas station clerk has to call the police

Reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a Croissant (🥐).

if a hamburger and a cheeseburger have a baby it most likely will have cheese on it because the cheese trait come from a dominant gene

who up sexualising the grotesque

[looks up at you with my large sad wet eyes] Can i have some dollars for the vending machine. one hundred thousand of them

i need to (remembers that suicide jokes only hurt yourself and those around you) fag it up