Did You Guys Know That When You Are In Bed At Night Time, You Can Turn On A Lamp, Put A Really Soft Blanket

did you guys know that when you are in bed at night time, you can turn on a lamp, put a really soft blanket around your shoulders and read your book?? and sometimes it will rain??? did you know that???? the wonders of this life do not cease!

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A character has ominous nightmares and attributes them to eating too much paprika

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A boat crashes due to Dracula having the munchies

A wolf is thrown through a window and immediately runs off, confused and covered in glass

Dracula makes a bed


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