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jonas attack + group sprint finish | critérium du dauphiné 2025, stage 1

no romo, but i would do anything to see you smile.

no romo, but i would cherish you for the rest of our lives if you let me.

no romo, but it feels like my heart is clawing out of my chest to be with yours.

no romo, but i love you.

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Polycule but it’s just two people in a romantic relationship with each other and their third who’s pretty obviously aroace but also somehow so deeply intertwined in their lives that it’d just be wrong to not count them as involved. Is this anything.

Who else up thinking about bjj black belt craig jones saying You can give anyone steroids. Despite our best efforts we are yet to give anyone autism.

credit goes to calle börstell for this one

okay

Who could take your place? Who could take mine?

Rasmus Tiller wins stage 7 of the Tour of Britain // Toiling in Anonymity, Lead-Out Riders Blaze the Paths for Sprinters, The New York Times // @/sightofsea on Tumblr // Toiling in Anonymity, Lead-Out Riders Blaze the Paths for Sprinters, The New York Times // Michael Mørkøv leads out Mark Cavendish // @/flourbray on Tumblr // @/bakurasilver on Tumblr // Michael Mørkøv leads out Mark Cavendish // Mathieu van der Poel celebrates as Jasper Philipsen wins a sprint, Getty // @/fcktaken on Tumblr // Abeba Birhane // My Friend, Hayley Williams // Mark Cavendish and Mark Renshaw, Getty // Sam Bennett and Michael Mørkøv, Getty // Jasper Philipsen and Mathieu van der Poel, Getty // Juan Sebastián Molano and Rui Oliveira

oh also last thing about today but. mads pedersen you are insane? yeah that's all.

Who else up thinking about bjj black belt craig jones saying You can give anyone steroids. Despite our best efforts we are yet to give anyone autism.

am always obsessed when someone says to a character “call off your dog” about another character.

Cycling + Knighthood/Chivalry

Excerpt from Kate Wagner, four things about the 2023 vuelta | Jeffery Alan Love, Fierce Competition | Cyclocross racers photographed by Daghan Perker| Paris-Roubaix cobbles | Excerpt from Sir Walter Scott, On Chivalry | The world champion jersey photographed by Russel Ellis | Excerpts from Mark Antony Lower, The Curiosities of Heraldry | Excerpt from Sir Walter Scott, On Chivalry | Quote from Kiel Reijnen in Velo/Outside Magazine 2020 | Excerpt from Trevor Ward, In Praise of the Patron in Cyclist Magazine | Excerpts from Ruth Mazo Karras, From Boys to Men: Formations of Masculinity in Late Medieval Europe | Peloton photographed by Russel Ellis | Cycling scenes and medieval jousting illustrations | Matej Mohoric in the 2023 TdF photographed by Tim de Waele | Jonas Vingegaard & Sepp Kuss | Defaced saints on Barton Turf rood screen photographed by Martin Harris | Lance Armstrong photographed by Joel Saget | Defaced saint photographed by Neil Holmes | Excerpt from Wikipedia | TdF flags photographed by Emily Maye | Excerpt from Kate Wagner, four things about the 2023 vuelta

+ thanks to @crowsandtrinkets for the defaced saints!

"RONDO" by Slavik Chiloyan, tr. Tathev Simonyan

"RONDO" | 2022 Tour de France, Stage 12 | 2023 Tour de France, Stage 17 | 2023 Tour de France, Stage 17 | 2022 Tour de France, Stage 18 | 2022 Tour de France, Stage 12 | 2024 Tour de France, Stage 15 | 2024 Tour de France, Stage 15 | 2024 Tour de France, Stage 15 | 2022 Tour de France, Stage 12 | 2024 Tour de France, Stage 20 | 2022 Tour de France, Stage 17 | 2024 Tour de France, Stage 11

LAKE MISSOULA x JONAS VINGEGAARD

credits under cut!

lake missoula - richy mitch and the coal miners // jonas vingegaard - team presentation, tour de france 2024 // jonas vingegaard, tadej pogacar, and remco evenepoel - podium ceremony, tour de france 2024 (belga images) // tadej pogacar and jonas vingegaard - tour de france 2024 // wayward son - rainbow rowell // jonas vingegaard - stage 21, tour de france 2024 // it's down to legs - caley fretz // jonas vingegaard - stage 20, tour de france 2024 // jonas vingegaard - tour de france 2024 // jonas vingegaard - stage 11, tour de france 2024 // a poem on hope - wendell berry // jonas vingegaard and remco evenepoel - stage 19, tour de france 2024 // quora user shulamit widawsky // jonas vingegaard - stage 21, tour de france 2024 (getty images) // jonas vingegaard - stage 21, tour de france 2024 post-race interview (flobikes) // 'now the fight is over': jonas vingegaard concedes tour de france battle for yellow, but still aims for second - adam becket // jonas vingegaard - stage 19, tour de france 2024 post-race interview (flobikes) // video: jonas vingegaard and matteo jorgenson consoled after heart-breaking end to stage 19 of 2024 tour de france for team visma | lease a bike - kieran wood // jonas vingegaard - tour de france 2024 // jonas vingegaard - tour de france 2024 // 'probably the hardest moment of my career'-- jonas vingegaard on his crash and fight to be ready for the tour de france - stephen farrand // jonas vingegaard's tour de france was a venn diagram - iain treloar // rise up and salute the sun: the writings of suzy kassem - suzy kassem // jonas vingegaard - tour de france 2023 // jonas vingegaard - stage 21, tour de france 2024 // jonas vingegaard - stage 11, tour de france 2024 // vingegaard exhausted after tour de france: may cut season short - sjoerd valkering // jonas vingegaard and tadej pogacar - stage 20, tour de france 2024 (belga images) // the thing is - ellen bass // "if you had told me four months ago that i would be second, i wouldn't have believed you" - jonas vingegaard disappointed but proud of his tour de france - ondrej zhasil // jonas vingegaard and tadej pogacar - stage 11, tour de france 2024 // jonas vingegaard - stage 11, tour de france 2024 post-race interview (nbc sports) // alfred lord tennyson // jonas vingegaard and tadej pogacar - stage 11, tour de france 2024 // remco evenepoel and jonas vingegaard - stage 21, tour de france 2024 // jonas vingegaard and tadej pogacar - tour de france 2024 // matteo jorgenson and jonas vingegaard - stage 19, tour de france 2024 // matteo jorgenson and jonas vingegaard - tour de france 2024 // jonas vingegaard and tadej pogacar - podium ceremony, tour de france 2024 // jonas vingegaard and wout van aert - tour de france 2024 (team visma | lease a bike)

Tadej Pogačar & Jonas Vingegaard + Hands (2024 edition)

2024 Tour de France, Stage 1 | 2024 Tour de France, Stage 2 | 2024 Tour de France, Stage 7

2024 Tour de France, Stage 11 | 2024 Tour de France, Stage 11 | 2024 Tour de France, Stage 11

2024 Tour de France, Stage 12 | 2024 Tour de France, Stage 15 | 2024 Tour de France, Stage 15

2024 Tour de France, Stage 16 | 2024 Tour de France, Stage 17 | 2024 Tour de France, Stage 18

2024 Tour de France, Stage 19 | 2024 Tour de France, Stage 20 | 2024 Tour de France, Stage 20

2024 Tour de France, Stage 20 | 2024 Tour de France, Stage 20 | 2024 Tour de France, Stage 20

2024 Tour de France, Stage 21 | 2024 Tour de France, Stage 21 | 2024 Tour de France, Stage 21

2024 Tour de France, Podium Ceremony | 2024 Tour de France, Podium Ceremony | 2024 Tour de France, Podium Ceremony

2024 Tour de France, Podium Ceremony | 2024 Tour de France, Podium Ceremony | 2024 Tour de France, Podium Ceremony

2024 Tour de France, Podium Ceremony | 2024 Tour de France, Podium Ceremony | 2024 Tour de France, Podium Ceremony

the spaces between seconds

2024 Tour de France, Stage 11 | Poem Without a Hero & Selected Poems, Anna Akhmatova | 2024 Tour de France, Stage 11 | The People of Paper, Salvador Plasciencia | ProCyclingStats.com | 2024 Tour de France, Stage 11 | The Brothers Karamazov, Fyodor Dostoyevsky | 2024 Tour de France, Stage 2 | "Pogacar reluctantly starts his mission for yellow, but Visma | LAB is pushing key domestiques: 'Won’t lose time if I can avoid it'" | 2024 Tour de France, Stage 2 | Solve for Desire: Poems; “Pigeons”, Caitlin Bailey | 2024 Tour de France, Stage 15

VENTOUX, THE GIANT OF PROVENCE

fear and the mountain // mt ventoux by Chris Auld // st bernard of menthon // mt ventoux summit by Chris Auld // the tragedy of Marco Pantani // Wout Poels by Chris Auld // Jonas Vingegaard via Getty Images // Marco Pantani via Getty Images // Tadej Pogacar via Getty Images // Tour de France 2021 via Getty Images // The Road Home by Gillian Allnut // mt ventoux and gruppetto by Chris Auld // Temptation by Nina Cassian // Wout van Aert by Chris Auld // Matthew 14:23 ESV // Genesis 8:4 ESV // Tour de France schedule 2023 // ‘Ascending Ventoux’ a letter from Petrarch to Father Diogini da Borgo, 1336 // elevation profile of Alto de L'Angliru // elevation profile of the Col de la Loze // elevation profile of the Passo del Mortirolo // Tadej Pogacar and Marc Soler via Getty Images // a rider is helped up the Angliru via Getty Images // Psalm 121:1 ESV // Passo de Stelvio by Chris Auld // Egan Bernal by Chris Auld // Tadej Pogacar via Getty Images // The Push by Tommy Caldwell // Salvation Mount, CA

working dogs

domestique wikipedia / hard chase, charles jones / lowimpact.org sheepdogs / marcel ernzer rides ahead of charly gaul in the 1956 tour of luxembourg, archiv luxemburger wort / why become a domestique?, david bates / a sheep dog comforts a dog after protecting the herd from a wolf / andrea carrera and fausto coppi at the 1952 tour de france (can't find photo credits) / domen novak for rouleur / ian stannard carries bottles at the tour de france (can't find photo credits) / lyrics to nobody move nobody get hurt, we are scientists / darwin apatuma carries bottles (can't find photo credits) / a farmer herding sheep, joseph hardman / peloton of the 2014 tour de france, brendan king / welsh sheepdog, kyffin williams / peloton of the 1938 tour de france passes a herd of sheep

Adrienne Rich + Jonas Vingegaard and Tadej Pogačar at the Tour de France

Contradictions: Tracking Poems, No. 28 ©Adrienne Rich | Jonas Vingegaard and Tadej Pogačar on Stage 17 of the 2021 Tour de France ©Getty Images | Jonas Vingegaard and Tadej Pogačar before Stage 18 of the 2022 Tour de France ©Belga/Imago/David Stockman | Jonas Vingegaard and Tadej Pogačar after Stage 18 of the 2021 Tour de France ©AFP/Getty Images | Jonas Vingegaard and Tadej Pogačar after Stage 17 of the 2022 Tour de France ©Sirotti | Jonas Vingegaard and Tadej Pogačar on the podium of the 2022 Tour de France ©Marco Bertorello

"The Lilies Break Open Over The Dark Water" by Mary Oliver + Tadej Pogačar & Jonas Vingegaard at the Tour de France (2021-2024)

@wtfanworkclassification stage 21: challenge -> express yourself through poetry

The Lilies Break Open Over The Dark Water | 2021 Tour de France, Stage 15 | 2022 Tour de France, Stage 12 | 2023 Tour de France, Stage 15 | 2024 Tour de France, Stage 11

All photos © Jered & Ashley Gruber, Pipe Cano

"On Loving" by Forugh Farrokhzad, tr. Sholeh Wolpé

"On Loving" from Sin: Selected Poems | 2021 Tour de France, Stage 15 | 2021 Tour de France, Stage 17 | 'He can be a Tour de France winner pretty soon': Tadej Pogačar leads praise of Jonas Vingegaard | 2022 Tour de France, Stage 7 | 2022 Tour de France, Stage 12 | Tadej Pogačar Says Jonas Vingegaard Rivalry Could Go Down 'In History' | 2022 Tour de France, Stage 14 | 2023 Tour de France, Stage 1 | 2023 Tour de France, Stage 15 | 2023 Tour de France, Stage 20

But what is the other one, white wolf?

The Sword of Destiny, Andrzej Sapkowski | 2021 Tour de France, Stage 17 | 2022 Tour de France, Stage 17 | 2023 Tour de France, Stage 15

All photos © Jered & Ashley Gruber

"My Shot" + Jonas Vingegaard

Jonas Vingegaard wins Stage 6 of the 2019 Tour de Pologne ©Getty Images | Jonas Vingegaard wins Stage 5 of the 2021 UAE Tour ©LaPresse (Gian Mattia D'Alberto) | Jonas Vingegaard and Tadej Pogačar on Stage 11 of the 2022 Tour de France ©Bettini Photos | Jonas Vingegaard, Tadej Pogačar, and Richard Carapaz on the 2021 Tour de France podium ©Christine Poujoulat/AFP | Jonas Vingegaard wins the 2022 La Drôme Classic ©Getty Images | Jonas Vingegaard wins Stage 11 of the 2022 Tour de France ©Getty Images | Jonas Vingegaard wins the 2022 Tour de France ©Rueters/Christian Hartmann

Enquiry Desk by Andy Jackson + Tadej Pogačar and Jonas Vingegaard at the Tour de France

©Bettini Photos | ©AFP

Wout and Mathieu

by @pushlikeabastard

Wout van Aert, Cyclocross World Championships, Heusden-Zolder, 31 Jan 2016 / Mathieu van der Poel and Wout van Aert, Cyclocross World Championships, Hoogerheide, 5 Feb 2023 / Wout van Aert and Mathieu van der Poel, Cyclocross World Cup, Valkenburg, 23 Oct 2016 / Wout van Aert and Mathieu van der Poel, Cyclocross World Championships, Hoogerheide, 5 Feb 2023

the world will never be the same

"Alexander Hamilton", Hamilton: An American Musical | Jonas Vingegaard on the podium of the 2021 Tour de France ©Jean Catuffe/Getty Images | Jonas Vingegaard on the podium of the 2022 Tour de France ©Etienne Garnier/ATP/Getty Images

*trying to flirt with a guy* I dig your look. I'd love to see you tied to a tree and made to bear the wounds of St. Sebastian. Completely obliterated from every angle *remembers the social contract and gets nervous* Like, the jacket for example, where'd you get that

HUNGRY FOR BLOOD/STUPID IN LOVE

Tadejonas x Phoebe Bridgers’ “Killer”

Box, George E. P. 1976. Science and Statistics. Journal of the American Statistical Association 71(356). 791-799.