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My Favorite Murder Starters

Just a few starters from one of my favorite podcasts. If you like true crime and comedy you should definitely give it a listen.

“You’re in a cult call your dad”

“Get a job, but your own shit, and stay out of the forest”

“Don’t say sorry not sorry; say here’s the thing mother fucker”

“Stay sexy and don’t get murdered”

“Pepper spray first apologize later”

“I was raised to sass at defcon 5”

“It’s not gruesome except they’re all dead”

“My therapist was right about you”

“What a great opportunity for a ton of bad decisions”

“It’s really hard to strangle someone so maybe don’t do it”

“Let’s use our powers of anxiety for good and not evil”

“If it’s about numbers I’m definitely lying”

“Don’t go to a second location”

“This is terrible. Keep going”

“She’s a fucking salty bitch, there’s definitely a shiv in her purse”

“It always gets worse”

“Gafuck yaself”

“He’s not a bad guy, it’s just that his ponytail is bad”

“And toxic masculinity ruins the party again”

“Leave well enough alone asshat”

“Here’s the thing, fuck everyone”

“All of life is about fixing what you fuck up”

“Fuck politeness”

“Lock your fucking door”

“Don’t be a fucking lunatic”

“Film noir means ‘Dark as fuck’”

“Pretty sure the Cold War didn’t have a front”

“Namaste the fuck away from me”

“What the fucking fuck?”

“I’m miserably amazing thank you”

“If Florida’s kicking you out you’re probably a pretty big piece of shit”

I've had a maybe unforgivable thought which is Visser One is the original gaslight gatekeep girlboss.

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Don’t Fear the Reaper by Blue Oyster Cult except playing on a record player in the old, broken down house of a killer that you’re trapped in. You keep trying to find a way out, but every exit is locked, and you don’t have the strength to break a window so you instead hide in a closet, trying not to make a sound as he searches for you.