I Seriously Struggle With Talking To People Who Haven’t Seen The Mike’s Mic PLL Videos, Like

Don’t Fear the Reaper by Blue Oyster Cult except playing on a record player in the old, broken down house of a killer that you’re trapped in. You keep trying to find a way out, but every exit is locked, and you don’t have the strength to break a window so you instead hide in a closet, trying not to make a sound as he searches for you.

same, anetra, same

Jake: Of course, we absolutely cannot steal, so we’ll mail some of our hard-earned teen money to that beach t-shirt shop that we had to ... uh... pre-borrow clothing from.

Jake, one book later: Thank you for coming to my murder counsel. Today we will be plotting the horrible demise of a child our own age whom we drove to desperation by our alternating neglect and bullying. Cassie, take it away.

Crayak, enthralled, sharing a bowl of popcorn with the Ellimist: Wow, the morals on this kid are all over the map.

Ellimist, offering Milk Duds: I know, and you call your minion the ‘Wild Card’.

BARBIE (2023)

When you’re about to jump to conclusions but you think better of it

animorphs book 1: yikes! weird aliens are trying to take over the planet!

animorphs book 22: hi I’m a 13 year old teenage girl whose cousin of the same age uses me as an attack dog because he knows I have the ability to switch off my moral code for dirty work and I don’t know how to feel about it

animorphs book 22: I’m thinking about this because I just threatened another boy my age by telling him that if he crossed me and my friends I’d find a way to kill his parents. Then I had to resist the aching temptation to jam a fork through the side of his head

i dont want to be an adult i want to go to the shiny secondhand trinkets store and spend seven hundred dollars

Paul McCartney every time he writes a song