Control (2007)
the giant vampire lady from RE8: h-
me: yes, i do want you to drain me like a caprisun, how did you know?
Do you think the series would have benefitted from less generic sounding titles like “The Encounter” or “The Solution”? As a kid, I never glanced twice at the titles cause they were so bland.
If you could rename them, what sort of names would you give them?
Hmmm. Let's see here.
1. The Invasion Speedrun Found Family by Witnessing Graphic Murder Together!
2. The Visitor Baby's First War-Crime: Imitating a Noncombattant
3. The Encounter Feeling Trapped?
4. The Message When Bae's Love Language is Murder
5. The Predator You'll NEVER Leave Your Kids Supervised by Yeerks Again After You Watch This
6. The Capture Extraterrestrials? In MY Friends? It's More Likely Than You Think.
7. The Stranger The Real Truth Behind the EGS Tower Incident
8. The Alien PROOF That Aliens Exist on Earth (Even When They'd Rather Not)
9. The Secret Your Fave is Problematic: Cassie Uses Morphing to Cheat on Homework
10. The Android Do Androids Dream of Seizing the Means of Production?
Kirika Yuumura is an inspiration for failgirls everywhere because she's a reminder that no matter how weird or off-putting you might be there's still a tall 11/10 mentally unstable lesbian with nice cans waiting to fall for you
BARBIE (2023) a #mood
animorphs: look at the children turning into animals to fight aliens, how wacky! ha ha ha, the aliens got sprayed by a skunk, how silly
also animorphs: also war is hell, sometimes you have to make tough choices in combat that will get people killed and you have to live with it, the child protagonists get severely injured and almost killed and only survive because of their morphing abilities, we're gonna have a whole scene where one of them is tortured for information, and several times they have to debate if they need to kill their family members to keep their secret
me: no country music allowed
trixie mattel: hi
me: one country music allowed
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