You Don't Even Get Three Episodes Into Tom And Jerry Before That Faggot Jerry Uses Mistletoe To Get Tom

Trying out some experimental new weather let me know what you think

this headline feels like something someone would post on this website completely devoid of context and get 5000 notes for

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Steelblue Ladybird beetle.

Is that a valid argument in your pants or is it just a phallacy?

i miss everyone

wait did something happen to Jesus

wanna come over and put a gun to my head? sorry, typo, i meant do you wanna come over and put a gun to my head? i mean a gun to my head? shit sorry idk what's wrong with my phone. i'm trying to ask if you wanna come over and put a gun to my head? i mean

Just read an interesting article about how scientists in the 1960s found a way to capture sunlight in little bottles, and the very wealthy would pay to have the sunlight injected into their faces to brighten the dark circles under their eyes. Unfortunately this had the side effect of making them immortal, which they were furious about, and they were going to sue for millions of dollars (a kind of American money), but the scientists came back to them with a compromise solution: they invented a way to split the rich people's souls into innumerable tiny pieces, so the burden of living would be spread out and dispersed, and these pieces soon turned into earthworms, beetles and millipedes--and this is how all the creatures of the dirt came to be.

call her ai the way she makes me generate slop