Isa: How Do You Manage To Stay Positive?

Isa: Jake, how long does it take until someone is sober again? Jake: Usually they have a hungover, why do you ask? *Kai screaming in the background holding a raccoon by the tail* Isa: No reason. No reason at all.

Isa: Good morning

Jake: It would be, if it was morning

Isa: Shut up

Jake: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

Isa: A stick.

Jake: You don't like my gift? Isa: You're a loser if you thought I didn't like your gift. Jake: Really? Isa: I hated it.

Jake: If there's a "heavens no" and a "hell yea," why isn't there a "purgatory perhaps"?

Jake: I love you, Isa. Isa: Me too Jake, me too.

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Jake: This room hasn’t been sprayed, are you sure you can sleep here tonight?

Isa: For the last time, yes! I’m not a little kid jeez.

Jake: oKay then, goodnight!

- Later during the night

Isa rushing into Jake’s room and landing on him: JAKE!!!! There’s a spider!

Jake, startled: What the fuck Isa?

Isa: *buries her head into Jake’s chest*

Jake: *sighs* Told you you couldn’t sleep in there.

Holy shit. The Israeli whistleblower story CNN just broke is insane. I cannot believe what I’m reading