Isa: Having A Popular Best Friend Is Cool And All, Amazing Actually.

Isa: Having a popular best friend is cool and all, amazing actually.

Isa: Homecoming Royalty and social anxiety don’t mix.

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Jake: Let me tell you something right now. Whenever I make a mistake, Isa yells at me and I end up apologizing. But when she makes a mistake, I yell and she cries and then I apologize.


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2 years ago

Isa: As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.


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2 years ago

my playlist is starting to get long…

1 year ago

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2 years ago

Isa: Whoever said "What comes up must come down" has clearly never seen my bathroom scale.


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2 years ago

Jake: I drink to forget but I always remember.

Isa: You're drinking orange juice.


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2 years ago

Isa: If Google matched people up by their browsing history, it could be the greatest online dating website of all time.

Jake: Or the greatest disaster.


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2 years ago

“fuck, i hate you but i want to squeeze you in my arms. am i in love or are you just really annoyingly cute?”

- coffee drunk friends chapter 3 unedited version, isa dialogue.


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2 years ago

Kaylee: Kai, I’m so happy I could kiss you!

Kai: *nervous laughter* Umm… Neat!

[Later]

Kai: I can’t believe I said neat, Jake. Neat! Nobody says neat anymore! It’s the goddamn 21st century! It’s not neat to say neat, but I said it anyway because I’m a huge loser!

Jake: *idly turns magazine page* Hey, don’t beat yourself up. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what happened when Isa confessed to me?

Kai: Didn’t you like, thanked her?

Jake: *closes magazine and stares at the ceiling* I thanked her.

2 years ago

Isa: Stay hungry.

Jake: Stay foolish.


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