Isa: Having A Popular Best Friend Is Cool And All, Amazing Actually.
Isa: Having a popular best friend is cool and all, amazing actually.
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Jake: Let me tell you something right now. Whenever I make a mistake, Isa yells at me and I end up apologizing. But when she makes a mistake, I yell and she cries and then I apologize.
Isa: As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.
my playlist is starting to get long…
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Isa: Whoever said "What comes up must come down" has clearly never seen my bathroom scale.
Jake: I drink to forget but I always remember.
Isa: You're drinking orange juice.
Isa: If Google matched people up by their browsing history, it could be the greatest online dating website of all time.
Jake: Or the greatest disaster.
“fuck, i hate you but i want to squeeze you in my arms. am i in love or are you just really annoyingly cute?”
- coffee drunk friends chapter 3 unedited version, isa dialogue.
Kaylee: Kai, I’m so happy I could kiss you!
Kai: *nervous laughter* Umm… Neat!
[Later]
Kai: I can’t believe I said neat, Jake. Neat! Nobody says neat anymore! It’s the goddamn 21st century! It’s not neat to say neat, but I said it anyway because I’m a huge loser!
Jake: *idly turns magazine page* Hey, don’t beat yourself up. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what happened when Isa confessed to me?
Kai: Didn’t you like, thanked her?
Jake: *closes magazine and stares at the ceiling* I thanked her.
