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190218 Jimin’s Tweet

바로 자버려서 늦게 올리네요 형 생일 진심으로 축하해요 ☺️ #호비생일ㅊㅋ #JIMIN

I fell asleep right away so I’m uploading late, hyung I sincerely wish you a happy birthday ☺️ #HappyBdayHobi #JIMIN

Trans cr: Christie @ allforbts © Please credit when taking out

why is it so true

pink haired taehyung wallpapers 💞

star signs as iconic things namjoon’s said or done that seem fake but aren’t

aries: when voted most likely to start an argument replied “i like peace… my favourite bird is the pigeon” 

taurus: translating jins whole ass sentence into “strong power, thank you”

gemini: “thats not me fellas”

cancer: “shy guy monu”

leo: “i’m cutie patootie”

virgo: trying to cut an onion and failing

libra: when he laughs like “AHAHAHA”

scorpio: that time when jungkook was singing and joon joined in like “baby” n jk just chOked

sagittarius: the absolute constant fiddling joon does in his vlives 

capricorn: people ignoring his high-fives/handshakes so he reciprocates it for himself

aquarius: “people tell me not to cook, drive, or touch anything for the sake of world peace”

pisces: “ain’t no fish inside”

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139/∞ - I love Kim Taehyung so much!

HOW COME MORE PEOPLE AREN’T TALKING ABOUT THIS?!?

As you walk down a moonlit street late at night, you hear screaming "Officialunitedstates help me!" A woman's purse was just stolen and you can see the thief making their escape. What do you do?

Some things to point out first:

There is no such thing as moonlight.  What you are referring to is refracted sunlight

I would never walk.  Walking is for the lazy.  I briskly jog or run.  Always

I would never briskly jog or run at night.  Night is for sleeping and blogging and should not be wasted exercising

How did the screaming voice recognize me, especially with only refracted sunlight to aid their eyes

How do I know it was a purse and not a handbag?  There are only four slight differences between the two

How do I know the thief is really a thief and not a counter-thief who only robs thieves

If you are telling me this you are either officialunitedstates, the thief, the woman, the voice, or another bystander.  If you are officialunitedstates why am I talking to myself.  If you are the thief why are you bringing attention to yourself.  If you are the woman why are you referring to yourself in third person.  If you are the voice that screamed then why did you not go after the thief yourself.  If you are a bystander what are you doing on a sunlit street late at night.  Therefore, you are none of these things and this ask was never sent to my inbox.  The scenario never happened and if it did then please read bullet points 1-7 again.