Namjoon💕

jikook + 5th muster in seoul day 1 (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)

Where is the lie though

© PORPOISE 

When a character doesn’t realize they’ve been, like, shot or whatever and they hand brushes against their side and comes away wet with blood, and they’re just staring at it like wtf is this and then their knees just totally give out on them and they sink down, maybe gasping a little as the reality finally hits them. That’s good stuff.

*high-pitched screaming* aaAAAARTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!

Happy Birthday to my beautiful queen, Hange~

BTS as things my friends and I have said (2)

Jin: i like how it's always down to a part of the convo where "when grandma starts making sex jokes and it's weird for the kids"

Namjoon: I AM CLEARLY AN ANOMALY OF THE UNIVERSE AND I AM OBVIOUSLY THE NO. 1 PERSON ANYONE WOULD GO TO IF THEY NEED HELP WITH SOMETHING WEIRD.

Yoongi: I just get caught off guard and have ptsd flashbacks

Hoseok: *does something* that was the universe- not me

Jimin: I can get easily pushed around- with a good idea.

Taehyung: I am just a simple boy.

Jungkook: I was gonna make a joke... it was not pg