Things Hoseok Has Done

things hoseok has done

got shocked by a lie detector without even answering any question

had a puppy fall asleep in his palms

wore a huge red flower costume

fell off his chair when he got scared on ellen

piggybacked a trophy like it was a baby

used his finger to imitate a toothbrush during the spring day mv shoot

carried around a personalised nutella jar

gave namjoon a tomato lamp for his birthday

said that yoongi looked like a turtle

thought that the foam on top of expresso was called magma

pretended a bowling ball was a watermelon 

yelled at a pot to get it to cook faster 

danced wth seokjin and jimin standing on his feet

pretended to be a screwdriver when jin said he needed someone to put him together 

poured water from a bottle into his eye so that he could fake cry 

tried to play off getting scared by confetti

showed off his fidget spinners in multiple interviews

kept saying osa-car while his hands imitated riding a motorbike

pretended to do a handstand but actually just wore his pants over his head and his shirt over his legs

tried to see who could sleep in a weirder position on the couch with jungkook

suddenly had an existential crisis after realising jungkook was already twenty-one 

played i will always love you on the recorder with his nose

wore lipstick and kissed taehyung on rookie king

told jimin he loved his elbow

pretended to deflected a bullet with an imagery metal plate during a japanese variety show 

replaced the censored words in dope with their dogs’ names during a performance

wore a shirt that literally exposed his entire back and danced to touch my body

told three other members to protect him when they went snorkelling at a grotto 

said that he could have stains on his body but not on his clothes

shaped his hair into cat ears

said that the fur on the rj costume yoongi was wearing looked like steam rice

accidentally banged his head on a table while he was doing the greeting

kicked his legs around while doing a handstand in an elevator and got walked in on during rookie king

posted a video where he repeatedly said “osa-car vroom vroom” all while the bts bbmas performance was being confirmed

attempted to piggyback taehyung and jimin at the same time

jolted backwards and fell on the floor while trying to avoid the ping pong ball that jimin hit towards him

knocked his shin against a table when he got scared by a horror image prank

swapped his pants and shirt so he looked like he was doing a handstand while walking around

danced to fire on a table during kkul fm

got scared by mpd creeping up behind him and jin

started doing body waves out of nowhere with jungkook and bambam during an interview 

pointed at a yellow flower and asked “why am i here?”

looked at the pebbles on a dirt path and asked “why are there so many jimins?”

said that jimin has the reverse of midas hands

lost a set of house keys in malta

did the shoot dance with jungkook to chicken dance music

fell off the couch when he got scared on ellen

moved his hand up and down on jimin’s voice box when he was singing serendipity to create a “vibrato” effect

kicked a volleyball backwards instead of to the front during a run episode

fell backwards when he was touching an eel in a clear box

spilled coke on jin’s three thousand dollar blazer

lost his shoe while trying to run away from a fake zombie 

looked like he was ready to pass out after one sip of alcohol

other members: jungkook jimin taehyung namjoon yoongi seokjin