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As you walk down a moonlit street late at night, you hear screaming "Officialunitedstates help me!" A woman's purse was just stolen and you can see the thief making their escape. What do you do?

Some things to point out first:

There is no such thing as moonlight.  What you are referring to is refracted sunlight

I would never walk.  Walking is for the lazy.  I briskly jog or run.  Always

I would never briskly jog or run at night.  Night is for sleeping and blogging and should not be wasted exercising

How did the screaming voice recognize me, especially with only refracted sunlight to aid their eyes

How do I know it was a purse and not a handbag?  There are only four slight differences between the two

How do I know the thief is really a thief and not a counter-thief who only robs thieves

If you are telling me this you are either officialunitedstates, the thief, the woman, the voice, or another bystander.  If you are officialunitedstates why am I talking to myself.  If you are the thief why are you bringing attention to yourself.  If you are the woman why are you referring to yourself in third person.  If you are the voice that screamed then why did you not go after the thief yourself.  If you are a bystander what are you doing on a sunlit street late at night.  Therefore, you are none of these things and this ask was never sent to my inbox.  The scenario never happened and if it did then please read bullet points 1-7 again.

Sometimes i wonder why i love Bangtan so much and then i think of Min Yoongi licking his orange bath bomb cause it looked so edible, jungkook putting chocolate mushroom balls into Jin’s ramen noodle cup, jimin eating whole cakes with his face/mouth, taehyung snacking on onions he pulls out of his suit jacket pocket, Seokjin drinking clear salty seawater just cause it looked so nice, red-faced hobi ready to pass out after one sip of alcohol, and joon stuffing a whole fortune cookie, fortune paper and all, into his mouth and i realize…it’s because regardless of fame and wealth, they’re relatable as fuck.

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