Day 3

honest nepo baby

utauloids

my gf: "would you go to Merry Magoland?" me: "Yeah, I'd marry Magolor." my gf: "...that's..........not what i asked.........."

if magolor was a circle do you think his theme would be called round

if magolor was sad do you think his theme would be called frowned

help

poop xD

Wait, Why Me?

THEE idea was that like. tooth fairy. ok.

i want devices that are functional and hardy and i want them to last and fuck the rest of the shit i dont need. my ds and 3ds can lie in sleep mode for months if not years and i can pop them open and they've still got two or three bars left. my old phones in high school could go days without a charge. if i leave my nintendo switch on the floor for a few days doing absolutely fuck all nothing i will turn it on and it will cry to me mother i am dying. i am dying mother. and i tell him he'll never be half the man his brother was and he can't hear me because he's dead