(from Oldest To Newest)

fat women....

every day i think about how wild vaporeon would live mostly in the water but come to shore to have their pups (eevee), and then would probably groom their pups in a special way to trap air bubbles in their soft fur to make them more bouyant so they can float unaided on the water. and then as soon as the eevee have control of their little legs they're being taught how to swim, so you could come to a lake at a certain time of year ans see a vaporeon swimming around with a tiny soaked eevee paddling along behind it like

if magolor was a jester do you think his theme would be called clowned

if magolor was sad do you think his theme would be called frowned

average person eats 3 spiders a year

I heart kirby triple deluxe

Day 25 🍎

"You really are an idiot."

you fucking with fat bitches?

Since day 1 you stupid son of a bitch